Any non-penetration act in which the male penis (as opposed to those weird female penises i saw on TV... yuk!) comes into contact with a hand. Most likely but no tlimited to:
-Someone who makes frequent attacks to the cock
-Someone who fondles the cock
-Someone who loves the cock
-Someone who jacks off the cock (not their own)
-Someone who makes frequent attacks to the cock
-Someone who fondles the cock
-Someone who loves the cock
-Someone who jacks off the cock (not their own)
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
Get the cock knocker mug.an adolescent who rings a doorbell in anticipation that the aged residents might come out in there underware waving a gun or claiming to have personal connections with the mayor 2) the funnest experience you will ever know 3) a person who can wake the dead with the sound of his slapping balls
Old Man McGinty: We got a tommy knocker round these parts. I swear if i get chance I'll blow his head clean off his fuckin' shoulders
by Tommy Knocker December 13, 2004
Get the Tommy Knocker mug.An old Australian, possibly English word, meaning Party. Generally used by old people and/or people who live in the outback.
by boblmao2 August 1, 2009
Get the Hob Knocker mug.by babyuu October 5, 2009
Get the knocker mug.A negative, zero social life, loser who knocks other peoples hobbies. Wether they be hunting to football to BMx to D&D, a Hob Knocker will tear down what some people choose to do with their free time, compared to a Hob Knocker who sits on his/her ass in his parents basement looking at pictures and youtube videos of people actually doing shit with their lives.
Regular Guy: I'm going camping this weekend, what about you?
Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame.
Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break!
Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue?
Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends!
Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL
Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever.
Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside*
Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame.
Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break!
Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue?
Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends!
Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL
Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever.
Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside*
by Danny Danger July 20, 2010
Get the Hob Knocker mug.a popular soft drink with several different flavours including cream soda, and orange. sold in many canadian convenience stores.
by jason biggs June 12, 2002
Get the tommy knocker mug.Someone who can always brighten up youre day. Loyal and trustworthy, someone you know loves you for you. A friend who doesnt give herself enough credit. A overall wonderful sunny person, usually having large knockers. A person everyone should know.
"Megan is being sunny knockers today."
"She just is a sunny knockers"
"wow she's great"
"yeah i know right?! what an amazing friend"
"She just is a sunny knockers"
"wow she's great"
"yeah i know right?! what an amazing friend"
by Jess Urban February 25, 2009
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