kleptocism

Preferential treatment among people primarily motivated by social status or money.

Like nepotism but for kleptocrats, people who acquire power for personal gain (social status or money) at the expense of others

Vladimir Putin’s preference for Donald Trump is one example of kleptocism

by Chachey April 12, 2023

Kestyn

A girl with dirty blonde hair - brown hair and loves hugs. She is a total hottie and into tall guys. Although she may not seem like it, she’s athletic and enjoys playing sports. If you break up with her then you’re making a bad decision. She’s hard to make sad and doesn’t cry often. You will spend quality time with her and if you break up with her make sure to ask her out again. Also she can beat your ass.

Guy’s mind: omg that guy pulled so hard with Kestyn
Guy: I’m such a simp for her 😍

by mr.hottie;)<3 April 16, 2023

kleptopeniac

An irresistible urge to steal pens.

Toni's a kleptopeniac, she's got like 17 pens in her purse.

by Missylynn11 May 5, 2023

Kleptoculture

Culture in which it is common to steal ideas, identities, and material goods

The European ideology of “Manifest Destiny” was nothing but an excuse for kleptoculture.

by Malika Davis August 16, 2023

Kestrelled

A name brand for the drug ketamine

Fucking hell bro I was kestrelled big time last night so bad I thought them te ornaments were fucking page three girls I ended up tryna shag both.

by Woodbinetheshep August 25, 2023

Kleptomaniacrow

A mischievous crow who works for Death, stealing souls and shiny things.

Very clever as he can trick people into letting him steal their stuff. He doesn't really care much for the actual "soul reaping" part of his job; he just likes shiny stuff, even if it's fake.

"Wow I love the song Kleptomaniacrow by Madilyn Mei."

by HopeseerIsAnIdiot August 4, 2024

Kleptomancing

To express dissatisfaction with engaging in content within the game Old School RuneScape that one has voluntarily chosen to undertake.

Person 1: “Ugh, I’m so dry at INSERT CONTENT HERE! I haven’t gotten a drop yet, and I’ve done INSERT KC LESS THAN DROP RATE kills.”

Person 2: “Stop Kleptomancing, you’re not even dry yet!”

by KleptoEnjoyer August 14, 2024