Kermit

After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.

“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!

by JermzLundy April 2, 2019

Kermitt

An almighty god that watches over all of us. Turquoise is the Messiah. All hail Kermitt.

DG: "Aw shit, my gf is a fucking buff unstoppable being capable of killing a denizen in two hits."
!!!: "Kermitt is too powerful."

by ExoPoint July 29, 2019

Kermit

You should join him in heaven (or what ever you call a burning pit in witch you suffer for eternity. Kidding)

A guy like has the following hobbies:
Drinking tea. Shooting himself in the head. Telling god to fuck off . Unloading a bullet in his head in the afterlife. realizing he is already dead. Flipping of angels while naked.

F**K YOU GOD and F**K YOU LIFE -KERMIT

The photo is his announcement the he is going Kermit the frog style

Hey you mom went kermit

by Alphawolf112 October 2, 2019

Kermith

A narcissistic Puerto Rican who needs to be validated by having his name in immortalized in Urban Dictionary.

Not to be confused with a green Muppet with a lisp

Are you happy now, Kermith?

by haha.hahaha October 9, 2019

kermit.bot

Some dumbass white kid on tiktok that has 700 followers

Weird friend: so how much is your IQ again?
Weird friend 2: oh it's a kermit.bot

Weird friend: so your stupid?
Weird friend 2: yeah technically

Weird friend: oh ok

by Kermit.bot November 12, 2019

kermit_the_frog

Hot asf

OMG! Kermit_The_Frog is hella cute

by _Kermit_The_Frog_ December 7, 2019

Kermit

The loving dummy thick boi we all love *drinks lipton tea*

"Kermit is such a bean"

by YEE.YEE.JUICE October 25, 2019