Kellan is the type of nigga to say hell fuck your mom but in reality wanna fuck your dad, Kellan is the gayest human alive and is a prick, Kellan has a small penis and is a dick to everyone, Kellan is a skinny ass white boi and his no muscle, Kellan will usually try and fuck his friends girlfriends but he never had a chance, kellans girlfriend is usually the ugliest nigga alive
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When a man busts a load in a girl's ears, and eye sockets, and then forcefully shoves his penis down her throat.
Man #1 : What's wrong with Lauren today?
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
Man #2 : I made that bitch deaf, dumb, and blind last night when I gave her the Helen Keller!
by Devinetrey January 19, 2009
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I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.
by The Sultan of Snatch April 16, 2007
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by milnor April 16, 2006
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Johnny didn't know how to tell Stacey how they're relationship was over. So he just gave her the Helen Keller.
by gtheg April 1, 2008
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Mike's sister was Helen Kellered yesterday and since then she hasn't been able to see, speak, or hear.
by Jbino17 November 21, 2010
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