Jon-Petter

Having one of these is the upper most awesome achievement one can have in ones life. Once you have this, you will find your life to be complete.

With great Jon-Petter comes great responsibility...

by Thelightsaberqueenbee October 11, 2009

Jon Libby

A fucking awesome person that you are not.

Jon Libby is such a Jon Libby, no one else will ever be as much of a Jon Libby as he is.

by McSpanky69 August 4, 2011

Jon

A little gay homo who likes to hump little kids, and likes to torture everyone he meets

Steven: He is such a Jon
Annika: I know right?!

by #JonIsHomo October 1, 2018

beat jon

A girl that dies her hair blonde and forgets what box she used, so she has 2 color blondes in her hair. She has huge chapped lips w/ white lip stick on them. She thinks it's funny/cute that ppl throw food at her.

Aim your food at the beat jon.

by khjil April 18, 2005

the jon voight

The act of getting in a fight with your girlfriend and when she wants make-up sex, you deny her by keeping the status quo.

Ben: Dude, Chase and I got in a huge fucken fight and i totally gave her the jon voight. She was pissed.

by Mike Carini March 1, 2009

Jon's Turtle

Jon's everything. Mom, dad, sister, dog, best friend, EVERYTHING. Not to be confused with Jon's tortoise

Person: "Hey Jon, how's your Jon's turtle"
Jon: "o_o"

by Aly and Vyacheslav October 29, 2012

Jon Chon

Geek nerd peer feed owed gerd nerd weed weed seed seed he’d Kerr teed Xerox’s nerd feed nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd nerd wneee nerd nerd nedr

Don’t be like Jon chon IDOIBETEUE

by Hurricane Katrina 18 December 17, 2019