Joda

The purest person in the world. If a Joda walks into the room your entire shitshow of a life becomes ten times better. Usually a tall person who loves to bike.

Joda is Jesus I swear

by Ehgg January 22, 2018

Jordan

Also a girls name. Nicknames could be Jo, JoJo, or J squared. Amazingly beautiful inside and out (although they refuse to admit it). Stubborn willed, but trustworthy all the way. A great friend, and the best to have by your side. She'll never let you down.

I miss you Jordan

by Kaylzypoo October 24, 2009

Jordan

a peaceful creature of love

Man 1:Jordan helped a wounded sparrow that fell from its nest
Man 2: AWWW

by Mr Smiley Wiley Time February 28, 2010

Jordan

Most perfectest, amazingest person to walk the planet earth=)

He's perfectly amazing, must be a Jordan.

by AliciaD=) February 4, 2009

Jordan

The most beautiful, nice, cool person i have ever laid my eyes on.

Guy 1- You know that Jordan girl?

Guy 2- Yeah what about her?

Guy 1-She is SO hot

Guy 2- I KNOW!!!! She has one hell of a lucky boyfriend.

by The Dubeerz December 15, 2010

Jordan

Cuck

Jordan's a real cuck

by urmombigolgay June 6, 2018

Jordan

A Jordan is used to describe the most awsome guy in the world. Jordans can make you feel safe without even trying. He can make you laugh more than anyone else, and he loves to surprise you with kisses and slaps to the ass. They have wicked music skills and love to adventure. Jordans tend to be very intense and affectionate. He also has very soft genitals. A Jordan is like a white Usher, because of his great ability to get girls off.

Girl 1- "Did you see that guy? I bet his girlfriend is always satisfied!"
Girl 2- "Yeah, I noticed him, he's tottaly a Jordan..."

by willowtrees July 1, 2011