brown jelly

Brown jelly is a cute way of saying shit!

"Mummy that man smells of brown jelly"

Your kid does not have to swear and the stink of shit guy is none the wiser. Everyone is happy

by Brown jelly mould January 9, 2014

Drama Jelly

An intangible metaphysical substance excreted as a byproduct of negative emotions such as hostility, frustration, jealousy, etc.

Its the cause of the heavy atmosphere you feel in a room/place you have entered where a person or people have just had a heated argument or emotional vent.

Or worse, a room you're in while its happening.

That sticky uncomfortable feeling that makes you squirm during moments like these are caused by direct contact with Drama Jelly.

NOTE: The sensation caused by Drama Jelly is not to be confused with shyness.

Samuel: "Everything was fine when I left to get popcorn. By the time I got back Jared and Lisa had their armrests down and didn't talk for the rest of the movie. The drama jelly was so thick my popcorn got soggy."

Danny: "Dude, wtf is drama jelly?"

by SheerKat July 24, 2011

Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.

Dude your hands smell like clam jelly

by Dr Clam September 6, 2020

Baked Jelly

Dried up Vasoline that you find around the rim of your asshole.

Watch Out! I think she's got baked jelly up there, don't toss anything yet.

by sumolucy24 August 6, 2008

Jelly Story

A completely pointless story that bores everyone to tears. It has no real meaning and is told for the sake of telling it.

Original Jelly Story: One day, I went to get raspberry jelly, but they didn't have any so I got orange jelly instead. It wasn't as good as raspberry jelly.

by ulamp January 20, 2011

Salty Jelly

When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.

A mixture of salt and jelly,

Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL

Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.

by wowimdeadinside February 10, 2020

Pucker Jelly

That amalgam of sweat and remnants of a poor wipe job that form around the anus and creates unforgiving rectal itching.

My oring is swimming in pucker jelly. I need to shower bad.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018