Salty Jelly

When someone gets jealous, so they start acting really salty.

A mixture of salt and jelly,
Jessica: So i like, started dating her ex boyfriend, and she was totally salty jelly!
Brittany: LOL

Justin: Yo this jelly tastes weird, what'd you put in it?
Matt: Nothing much, just salt.
Justin: Salty Jelly? Dude you're fucking mental.
by wowimdeadinside February 10, 2020
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Drama Jelly

An intangible metaphysical substance excreted as a byproduct of negative emotions such as hostility, frustration, jealousy, etc.

Its the cause of the heavy atmosphere you feel in a room/place you have entered where a person or people have just had a heated argument or emotional vent.

Or worse, a room you're in while its happening.

That sticky uncomfortable feeling that makes you squirm during moments like these are caused by direct contact with Drama Jelly.

NOTE: The sensation caused by Drama Jelly is not to be confused with shyness.
Samuel: "Everything was fine when I left to get popcorn. By the time I got back Jared and Lisa had their armrests down and didn't talk for the rest of the movie. The drama jelly was so thick my popcorn got soggy."

Danny: "Dude, wtf is drama jelly?"
by SheerKat July 24, 2011
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jelly scoop

Using your hand in a cupped manner to acquire some jelly from opposing tits.
by gvhjfcvxcnfgc9 April 10, 2018
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Baked Jelly

Dried up Vasoline that you find around the rim of your asshole.
Watch Out! I think she's got baked jelly up there, don't toss anything yet.
by sumolucy24 July 15, 2008
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Pucker Jelly

That amalgam of sweat and remnants of a poor wipe job that form around the anus and creates unforgiving rectal itching.
My oring is swimming in pucker jelly. I need to shower bad.
by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2018
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jelly thumping

action: a game girls play at parties where they try to fuck as many fat guys as they can before the end of the night.
me and veronica were at that party last night, and she won our game of jelly thumping.
by amandaxbandana October 01, 2007
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Jelly Balls

A term or slang for balls that are like jelly, that jiggle alot and are stick, sometimes used as a slang if balls taste sweet.
Damn, that boy got jelly balls.
by ZeroApplez December 17, 2018
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