The coolest dude around. Some say he has sold so much weed that he is now richer than andrew tate. Gangster Jeffrey has even more rizz tha giga chad.
by Vape king 69 March 9, 2023
Get the Gangster Jeffreymug. American citizen, and Israeli agent for Mossad. First connected with Mossad in the early 1980’s via Les Wexner, Laurence Tisch, and other prominent billionaires. Received hundreds of millions of dollars from Wexner for supposedly
managing his finances, despite having no education and no skills.
Collaborated with Ghislane Maxwell, the daughter of well known Israeli spy Robert Maxwell, who was also the closest confidant of Samuel Pisar, Antony Blinken’s stepfather.
Oversaw a multi-national pedophilia blackmail operation, subsidized by Jewish American billionaires with support from Israel (a supposed “ally”). Collected footage of child rape, committed by several prominent figures such as Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Donald Trump, to use as kompromat for coercion to ensure heavy support of Israeli genocide and war crimes against Palestinians, by the USA and other western nations.
Collaborated with other Mossad agents, including Nicole Junkermann.
Assassinated by Mossad in collaboration with the CIA, on August 10th, 2019, while detained in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC), to ensure a successful cover-up of the pedophilia blackmail operation.
managing his finances, despite having no education and no skills.
Collaborated with Ghislane Maxwell, the daughter of well known Israeli spy Robert Maxwell, who was also the closest confidant of Samuel Pisar, Antony Blinken’s stepfather.
Oversaw a multi-national pedophilia blackmail operation, subsidized by Jewish American billionaires with support from Israel (a supposed “ally”). Collected footage of child rape, committed by several prominent figures such as Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Donald Trump, to use as kompromat for coercion to ensure heavy support of Israeli genocide and war crimes against Palestinians, by the USA and other western nations.
Collaborated with other Mossad agents, including Nicole Junkermann.
Assassinated by Mossad in collaboration with the CIA, on August 10th, 2019, while detained in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC), to ensure a successful cover-up of the pedophilia blackmail operation.
Mossad agent:
The US has been our staunchest ally since 1948. To reward them, let’s try to convince each of their potential/current leaders to rape children, so we can film them and blackmail them. Jeffrey Epstein, meet Robert Maxwell’s daughter. She can help get you into exclusive events and galas to start socializing with these businessmen and politicians.
Jeffrey Epstein: Alright fine… I’ll do it. But do I get to rape the children too?
Mossad agent: Definitely, enjoy!!
The US has been our staunchest ally since 1948. To reward them, let’s try to convince each of their potential/current leaders to rape children, so we can film them and blackmail them. Jeffrey Epstein, meet Robert Maxwell’s daughter. She can help get you into exclusive events and galas to start socializing with these businessmen and politicians.
Jeffrey Epstein: Alright fine… I’ll do it. But do I get to rape the children too?
Mossad agent: Definitely, enjoy!!
by WhiteCisGenderHeterosexualMale May 26, 2025
Get the Jeffrey Epsteinmug. The best middle school saxophone player in Campbell County. The most amazing instruMENTAList alive that makes other band kids cry. His band teacher wants him to join marching band due to his sheer skill as a human.
by dumbassmoron December 12, 2019
Get the Jeffreymug. by Fotch6729 January 17, 2024
Get the wet jeffreymug. Definition: A person that will make you laugh till you pee, stay by your side through good and bad, makes your issues his issues all without expecting or asking anything in return.
I didn’t think I could of gotten through a rough patch in my life but God sent me a Jeffrey Fernandez and now I am stress free
by Blessed by Jeff October 1, 2021
Get the Jeffrey Fernandezmug. Jeffrey is a very bright person not when it comes to school though. He's a black guy that hates pictures and never smiles because he thinks he looks ugly. He has good friends and Talks on discord. He can be a little forgetful and sends messages to the wrong person a lot (sometimes more than once). He finds the funniest memes and stuff on the internet and He helps his friends when they're sad.
"Hey did you talk to Jeffrey today?"
"No he told me to go away"
"Why?"
"Because his best friend was sad and he was helping her"
"Oh Ok"
"No he told me to go away"
"Why?"
"Because his best friend was sad and he was helping her"
"Oh Ok"
by CreepyCrawlie0820 December 9, 2020
Get the Jeffreymug. The best boyfriend you could ask for.
If you date a Jeffrey, don't break up with him. He will love and care for you with all his heart, but if you break it, it will hurt him for the rest of his life. Due to this, he will only allow very few people into his heart, but if you are there, stay there. He will try his best to make you feel loved and appreciated, and although he may not be able to express emotions the best, he will give his all into loving you.
Don't hurt him, because he will never hurt you intentionally. If you are dating a Jeffrey, be honest with him if he asks what's wrong, because he only wants to make sure you're happy. He will remain 100% loyal to you. His heart will be dedicated to you and you only.
If you date a Jeffrey, don't break up with him. He will love and care for you with all his heart, but if you break it, it will hurt him for the rest of his life. Due to this, he will only allow very few people into his heart, but if you are there, stay there. He will try his best to make you feel loved and appreciated, and although he may not be able to express emotions the best, he will give his all into loving you.
Don't hurt him, because he will never hurt you intentionally. If you are dating a Jeffrey, be honest with him if he asks what's wrong, because he only wants to make sure you're happy. He will remain 100% loyal to you. His heart will be dedicated to you and you only.
by Sir Chicken Man March 15, 2022
Get the Jeffreymug.