Sloppy jaloppy

When you smashin form the back and you pull yo sosij out and pour your manly milk on your palm and then smack the shit out to girl with it.

Yo ma mans bob Ross gave his girl a sloppy jaloppy last night and fractured her skull and got that shit all up in. Her eyes

by Wellfuckmybuttandcallmejimmy December 30, 2018

Sloppy Jaloppy

A women that's had many sexual partners in her 20s and claims that she still wants love in her 30s/40s

Men, don't settle for a Sloppy Jaloppy, she had her fun.

by Mr. LandeR December 4, 2020

Slopy jalopy

When you have rough sex and before you finish you slip out cum on your hand and slap her in the face.

‘Me and Emma had sex, I gave her a slopy jalopy’

by Alfie Clark Jeavons January 11, 2021

Sloppy jalopy Bryant

When you cum in someone’s mouth then shake their head to froth it up , then they spit it in your ass , you then proceed to squish the goop in your ass , this is when a friend comes in the room to lick the remaining splooge out of your asshole.

Hey bro my friend and I did a sloppy jalopy Bryant with some random chick we picked up in the club last weekend

by Sizzledhousecat May 30, 2021

Sloppy jalopy

Slang for an older woman’s wet vagina

James: Yo Celia's abuella is pretty hot.

Michael: Oh i'd totally ride that sloppy jalopy!

by Jimmy Bird March 10, 2022

Floppy jalopy

A dick that’s floppy

“Hey can I put my floppy jalopy in you?”

by Lamaii August 5, 2022

whopper jalopy

things that are whacky/ out of this world

everything is all whopper jalopy today at the office!

by dentalbabes December 7, 2022