Janked

Think of a straight line then forget it

person 1"hey that chopping board looks janked"
person 2"what does janked mean"
person 1"weel first think of a straight line then forget it"

by The Janker November 01, 2021

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Janked

To be drunk or under the influence

Mike: Let’s get Janked tonight

Tristan: Hell yeah

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Janked

To be over-caffeinated (jittery and on edge from drinking too much coffee).

Heads up, I am janked this morning!

by sblaze January 17, 2023

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Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 14, 2020

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