jank and a pack of ranch

stupid, moronic, clueless

Emily didn't get my joke she is jank and a pack of ranch

by sunnydinthehouse November 5, 2015

Janked

To be over-caffeinated (jittery and on edge from drinking too much coffee).

Heads up, I am janked this morning!

by sblaze January 17, 2023

Jank

a wierd person that is a terminally online and nobody can figure out who he is

who tf is Jank

by Jank28 March 13, 2022

Mark Janke

Dank ass gamer teacher, you betta hide yo bitch or he gon steal her from ya ass. my 'G' has the ability to straight up to steal yo bitch anytime anywhere, even if this man is dead you still betta hide yo hoe becuase he gon eat her up like some pasta.

Jacob: yo Sam whats up man

Sam: YOOOOO
Jacob: yo have you seen "Mark Janke"

Sam: Nah B

Jacob: Kk wait a sec whered the ABA go I think he just stole yo bitch!!
Sam: Ah shit here we go again!
Jacob: Wait oh no!
Sam: Oh Shit the TA is gone now!!
Jacob: DAMN IT!!
Jacob & Sam: FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK DAMN YOU MARK JANKE!!!!!!

by EPICZZZZJACOBUS/SAMUS January 13, 2020

jank

like dank, encept danker

Wow that weed is super jank

by alease_14 April 19, 2018

Jank

A unit of measurement that is approximately equivalent to the distance light travels in a perfect vacuum in 1/300000000th of second.

Bro 1: Bro how long is your jawn?
Bro 2: It is 1 jank.
Bro 1: Sick!

by PlancksConstant January 16, 2025

Jank

Another word meaning to masturbate, born from a misunderstanding of the word "drank"

"I always take mad long pisses in the morning, especially if I janked the night before"

by Dodgey09 February 16, 2010