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Jacobed

1.A girl whose name comes from the bible(mother of Moses)
She is kind-hearted, patient, funny, weird, dramatic and always has a story to tell or make up. Her smile will tickle your tummy, wiggle your nose, pick your bugger and surround you with awkward laughter.

2.Where is a Jacobed found?...In a book, a moment, a time, a place, a card, a sunrise, and a song.
For example:

1.Who told the gross joke about a bugger? oh yeah Jacobed

2.Lets all get together now and sing a Jacobed.
by thememaw February 4, 2010
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Jacobesque

Describes one that uses too much complex words to make simple tasks/objects seem much more complicated than they are.
This mechanism is very robust.

He is so Jacobesque.
by origami_XD March 30, 2010
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jacobonium

1: a little know element resembling scandium, but with more impact to baseball ratio per square inch.

2: Discovered by Dirk Jacobine in the late 1900's, jacobonium is used in baseball bats, golf clubs, and stripper poles around the world.

3: can be used as an adverb, commonly abbreviated as "jacked"
1: "Alex, can you grab me some more jacobonium, i need to make this bat longer and lighter then any other bat in senior league history"

2: Fan1: "He just jacked that one outta here" Fan2: "No, it's too high" Fan1: "Too high?"...
by SnoozeDog November 26, 2010
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Jacobbain

Jacobbain is a state of enlightenment in which one realizes that without any fellowship friends lose every hope of using self expression.
1) The jacobbain student gathered all of his friends for one last hurrah before traveling the country for two years in order to capture the American Waffle House culture for National Geographic's television special, "Beyond Truck Stops".
by FDA ADA FBI CDC NBC TBN NRA December 14, 2010
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jacob fitzpatrick

The most kind hearted person you could meet,has a verry high tendency to be really silly and on the edge of having problems, but he is also one of the best lovers the universe has ever seen he is also a great musician
by Jcb2951 May 18, 2014
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Jacobs Crotch

She was a good girl, she loved a glug of luke warm white of Jacobs Crotch
by TopBanana1701 February 3, 2017
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jacob fuck boi

a fuck boy who has no friends and a stupid hair line.
if you look at his musical.y's it is eye rap and cancerous.
he is the cringiest human of all time.
by jacob fuck boi January 13, 2018
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