Israel

A Giga-Chad of a country that defeated 6 countries in 6 days

Friend: Hey did you see that bombing that Palestine did to Israel?
Me: Yea, they handled it like a Giga-Chad

by stopisraelihate November 17, 2022

ireland

Land of awful weather. You can freeze there in summer time.
Land of drinkers and black sheep.

BUT

It's the greenest land i've ever seen. The most beautiful, the most 'mystic'.
The land of shamrocks, POTATOES(!!!!!) poets & writers.
Ireland rocks and will rock forever.
The sky moves with you.

green, clouds, guinness

by Anna January 9, 2005

Northern Ireland

Possibly the greatest place on earth, with friendly people, a colourful history and blood links to all around the world (mainly Canada, USA and Australia). Also called Ulster (as it includes 6 of Ulsters 9 counties), Our Wee Country, The North, N.I. and Norn Iron (Northern Ireland said with a big belfast accent).

Unfortunately some people in N.I. try to damage the country for various reasons, which sometimes gives the place a bad name.

N.I. has two main cities Belfast and Derry (officially Londonderry), a lough in the middle called Neagh, a second one called Erne. It has three main rivers, Foyle, Lagan and Bann. N.I. has many hills and mountains, three noteworthy ones being Slieve Donard, Slemish and Cavehill. N.I. also has the beautiful Giants Causeway, and is housed by many castles the most important being Carrickfergus Castle.

Carlsberg doesn't make countries, but if they did...

Northern Ireland is like the love child of Dublin and London.

by MrDantastic May 22, 2011

Ireland

Not only is it a beautiful country, but the name of a girl who all the more breathtaking! She is honest even when you really don't think you want her to be. She has your back when it feels like the rest of the world left you, and will make it clear that she will always be there no matter how stupid or small your problems might be. The kind of friend that you only find once in a lifetime, and a bond that you know and hope lasts your lifetime. She knows how to make you laugh when all you want to do is cry, she is there for you when you are sick, and always the best person to watch a midnight movie or bake with. When you have an Ireland as your friend, it feels like there was never a day in your life you didn't know each other, and no matter how far apart you are, and as cheesy as it sounds, when you see each other again it's like you were never apart. It's like God knew you needed someone in both of your lives that would bring the happiness, love, and laughter that everyone deserves to have. She is the biggest blessing someone could have in their lives. Everyone deserves an Ireland.

Everyone deserves an Ireland in their lives.

by fuk biches get dinero June 14, 2018

Israel

1. The place to go if you want incredible falafel or shwarma, gorgeous wrap-around skirts, an abundance of kosher restaurants, camels and stray cats at every turn, and the most wonderful, breathtaking hikes you could possibly imagine.

2. Kind of like Teaneck, only less expensive.
Yeshiva Girl 1: Nice skirt! Where did you get it?
Yeshiva Girl 2: Why, Israel, of course!

Israel is the home of the Jewish people

Israel is the home of the Jewish people

by Ava maria August 12, 2020

Irrelevancy Sitdown

An irrelevancy sitdown it a situation that becomes rediculous due to the actions of the person performing the task or because the task was not useful.

After I went through all of the trouble of filling out all the information in my browser, it crashed, and therefore was an irrelevancy sitdown.

by Shawn January 21, 2004

Isbell

The name is Isbell is of English decent, and is thought of to be a derivative form of the name Isabella. Someone with this name is thought of as nice, sweet, and cares for others more than themselves. They are funny, imaginitave, caring, and original, and this is what makes them great friends.

Omg, I wish my boyfriend was more Isbell.

by Jhonnyboyy January 8, 2017