The International Jendo Federation is the official international governing body for Filipino martial arts sports Jendo and Traditional Arnis founded in Mandaluyong City by a Mandaleño named Dr. Grandmaster Jonathan "June" Makiling Abaya.
Jendo is an art that utilises barehanded and traditional Filpino martial arts weaponries as a means of self-defense and its official sports governing body is the International Jendo Federation.
by jma_16 August 6, 2008
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I met this chick online and she sent me a pic. Absolutely fuckable. In the end I decided to go on a week-long international booty call.
by Valarya September 15, 2006
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Rules of the International Birdman Assosiation:
1) If a player looks at another player who is in birdman position, that player must lie down on the ground, flat on his or her back, regardless of the location, situation, or any inconveniences.
2) If a player throws the block sign in the air before looking at another player who is in birdman position, he or she has successfully blocked the birdman attempt, and does not have to lie down on the ground.
3) If Player A watches Player B get into birdman position with the intentions of birdmanning Player A, Player A does not have to lie down on the ground.
4) Any player who refuses to go to the ground after a successful birdman will be suspended from play indefinitely. Multiple penalities will lead to expulsion from the game for life.
5) Any player who abuses the block or wrongfully claims a block will be suspended indefinitely. Multiple penalities will lead to expulsion from the game for life.
6) Any birdman appearing online, on paper, in video, through text message/IM, or drawing is valid. Failure to accept such methods of birdman will not be tolerated.
7) When two people birdman each other simultaneously, both will cancel out and nobody goes down. We call this the "Forget and Move On" policy.
8) When 2 people birdman 1 person who is already in birdman position, the 1 person must go down once (same goes for 3 v 2, 4 v 3, etc. attacks).
9) When a driver is birdmanned, he must get down at the first possible stop.
10) When a person looks at himself in birdman position in the mirror or at his own birdman drawing, he must get down. This is referred to as "suicide."
11) Peripharals (periphs) are legal if used honestly to detect an attack. Abuse of periphs will result in banishment from the game.
12) The right to birdman shall not be denied on the basis of race, skin color, gender, or age.
13) Abuse of the game in inconvenient situations is prohibited.
Rules of the International Birdman Assosiation:
1) If a player looks at another player who is in birdman position, that player must lie down on the ground, flat on his or her back, regardless of the location, situation, or any inconveniences.
2) If a player throws the block sign in the air before looking at another player who is in birdman position, he or she has successfully blocked the birdman attempt, and does not have to lie down on the ground.
3) If Player A watches Player B get into birdman position with the intentions of birdmanning Player A, Player A does not have to lie down on the ground.
4) Any player who refuses to go to the ground after a successful birdman will be suspended from play indefinitely. Multiple penalities will lead to expulsion from the game for life.
5) Any player who abuses the block or wrongfully claims a block will be suspended indefinitely. Multiple penalities will lead to expulsion from the game for life.
6) Any birdman appearing online, on paper, in video, through text message/IM, or drawing is valid. Failure to accept such methods of birdman will not be tolerated.
7) When two people birdman each other simultaneously, both will cancel out and nobody goes down. We call this the "Forget and Move On" policy.
8) When 2 people birdman 1 person who is already in birdman position, the 1 person must go down once (same goes for 3 v 2, 4 v 3, etc. attacks).
9) When a driver is birdmanned, he must get down at the first possible stop.
10) When a person looks at himself in birdman position in the mirror or at his own birdman drawing, he must get down. This is referred to as "suicide."
11) Peripharals (periphs) are legal if used honestly to detect an attack. Abuse of periphs will result in banishment from the game.
12) The right to birdman shall not be denied on the basis of race, skin color, gender, or age.
13) Abuse of the game in inconvenient situations is prohibited.
The International Birdman Assosiation had a meeting today, and by the end, everyone kept the block symbol up, cause everyone had to go to the groud atleast twice!
by Samuel Jacob Harris October 4, 2007
Get the International Birdman Assosiation mug. Also known as international dishwashing machine day (IDM Day), this is where people get together on December 28 to celebrate Josephine Cochrane's invention of the dishwasher in 1886 cause lord knows what sort of society we'd be living in without a dishwasher.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 9, 2020
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by anonymous July 24, 2021
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A school full of popular cliques that would do nothing but catch up with drama and gossip all day despite the fact that they know almost nothing about others and still choose to have their mouths be heard. Hang out in big groups like paw patrol and yes, bullshit about anyone who gets in their way. Either are narcissists or have the protagonist syndrome, tend to think the whole school population would look up to them as fashionable, popular girls and unfortunately guys are also becoming the same way (usually the ones who date those girls).Since most of the students are wealthy, they would own the same kind of bags, probably in every color without even realizing what looks lame (LOL).
Another tip for those who might not know, it is so hard to respect teachers here because they act all strict as if they are correctional officers but end up getting wasted at Khaosan and Soi Cowboy's crappy bars just like the foreign alcoholics you would see at Patong beach's full moon parties (I've stalked them before).
That's all I can say, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
A school full of popular cliques that would do nothing but catch up with drama and gossip all day despite the fact that they know almost nothing about others and still choose to have their mouths be heard. Hang out in big groups like paw patrol and yes, bullshit about anyone who gets in their way. Either are narcissists or have the protagonist syndrome, tend to think the whole school population would look up to them as fashionable, popular girls and unfortunately guys are also becoming the same way (usually the ones who date those girls).Since most of the students are wealthy, they would own the same kind of bags, probably in every color without even realizing what looks lame (LOL).
Another tip for those who might not know, it is so hard to respect teachers here because they act all strict as if they are correctional officers but end up getting wasted at Khaosan and Soi Cowboy's crappy bars just like the foreign alcoholics you would see at Patong beach's full moon parties (I've stalked them before).
That's all I can say, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
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