Petting zoo

Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.

Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.

by danasp_42 October 6, 2018

Pillow Pet

A woman with a nice body but ugly face. generally a sexual reference. From the idea that you can put her face in a pillow so you don't have to see it during sex

"look at her, she gotta great body."
"yeah but she's a pillow pet."

by jthared567 September 17, 2012

Petting the pony

Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.

Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?

Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.

by Chelle-Belle June 1, 2017

Pet potting

Verb. The act of holding one's pet in one's lap while patiently sitting on the toilet and taking care of business. This may or may not be against the pet's will.

Pet potting is part of my every day morning routine along with a cup of coffee and watching GMA.

by Nicki&jill July 15, 2014

pet pillow

The dog , cat or other animals pet owners lay their head against when they nap or sleep. The pet owners love to cuddle their pets when resting and the animals enjoy the comfort of the bed versus the floor. pet parents, pet, dog, cat, animals, man's best friend, furry friends, four-legged friend

I slept great last night, my pet pillow was a Persian cat.

by joecoolthefool August 29, 2016

Poly Pet

Shortened word of "Polymer Clay Pet."- A polymer clay creation of creating a custom imaginary creature based on your personality and creating unique clay objects for the pet. Idea made by Jenny, Jennyscrafts on youtube.

You can create a Poly Pet and make furnitures, houses, food, friends, and more with polymer clay.

by pseudonympanda January 24, 2011

Chia pet

another word for pussy,vagina,vajj

"is your chia pet shaved"

"ill fuck you right in the chia pet"

by of the sea September 22, 2016