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iPod

A portable MP3 player made by Apple.What stupid people call all MP3 players.A complete piece of shite. Original versions had a battery that was impossible to remove without reworking the PCB. The damn thing is the worst example of the Marlboro Lights culture in that it comes in minimalist stylings. Do yourselves a favour and get something made by Creative instead.
The iPod is a piece of shite.
by Snake September 25, 2005
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iPod job

A type of job that is repetitive, redundant, and takes no talent at all. most common example would be sign twirling.
"Dude my sign twirling work is a drag, the only plus is it's a total iPod job"
by Bl-McC May 16, 2009
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Ipod ear

when someone sings while listening to a song on their ipod and thinks they are singing in tune
person 1 "oh god sarah is really having a bad case of ipod ear"
person 2 "yeah no one can hit the high note in "Don't stop Believing"
by urbankid321 September 27, 2009
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iPod Jacked

When a passenger disconnects the driver's iPod from the car stereo to put their own in.
Me: Dude, I was listening to King Crimson last night and I got iPod jacked.
You: That shit's fucked.
Me: Yeah man, Never Shout Never can suck my balls.
by swanneh January 25, 2010
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iPod

Something everybody these days seems to hate.
I bought a used second generation iPod (no, not a touch I'm talkin' the old 20gig model from 2002) and the old beast has delivered nothing but solid performance. I get far better battery life than with my old creative Zen. And at only 35$ on Kijiji you can't go wrong. And while I don't have anywhere near 20gigs of music, that extra space is great if I want to use my iPod as an external drive. And even my past models have been great performers. Those of you who seem to suffer iPod problems and scratches are probably rough and rowdy jocks and are better suited handling a simple flash based player, although a lot of my friends report ROM crashes with their flash players...
Friend 1: I had to take back my creative player, it got that white screen of death again...

Me: Nods while listening to old monochromatic iPod.
by medicus September 7, 2010
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fat ipod

when your ipod has gotten a lot of music downloaded to it. other terms include "whore ipod" or a case of "ipod obesity"
- hey man what are you doing??

:im dowloading all the beatles music onto my ipod! 255 songs!!!

- dang!! your going to have one fat ipod!
by dusek leptir August 10, 2009
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iPod Touch

An overpriced piece of shit made by Apple. Known for being slow as fuck, blurry ass camera, screens shattering, for having really little RAM, a buggy OS, and broken touch screens in a month.
Faggot: Hey I got an iPod Touch!
Me: Fuck that piece of shit, I have a Google Nexus 7 with Android 4.1 bitch!
Faggot: *goes and cries*
by Rangahatimamangoyumterumgai August 18, 2012
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