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Calm your goats

To tell a person to calm down or to relax.
Jeff said calm your goats to Martha when she was starting to get mad.
by Toeatcake May 21, 2019
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Pulling a Gatsby

1: The act of throwing a party or other elaborate social event with the distinct intention to attract a specific individual, usually a current or past romantic interest

2: Making a public social media post (Instagram, Snapchat story, Facebook, etc.) that is intended to be seen or grab the attention of one particular person, typically a current or past romantic interest. This is done usually in a vague manner as not to come off as overtly obvious, to maintain plausible deniability of the intention of the post especially with the non-intended audience. This is furthered when the original poster removes the post shortly after it was viewed by the intended recipient.
John was really pulling a Gatsby last week when he threw that party, he told me he only did it to try to get his ex to pull up so he could talk to her.
by Grizzly22 November 8, 2020
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Full on goatse mode

Yeah bro he was ass naked cock and balls hanging out "Full on goatse mode".
by m u t e November 9, 2020
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The Great Goatse

The Great Goatse is the new and improved version (Made by me) the the well known book "The Great Gatsby". Same plot but much, much, much, more goatseing
bro, i just enjoyed The Great Goatse book, it's like The Great Gatsby but with more goatseing
by thegreatgoatse November 28, 2021
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Honey crunches of goats

A term used when in a situation of some but little distress EX: A friend taking a snack of yours, or your hat, etc.
"GIVE ME BACK MY HAT, HONEY CRUNCHES OF GOATS!!!!!!"
by EatAnKlok February 13, 2022
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belly pistol gats

short for belly pistol gat niggurs, an indie hip hop group incorporating synths and other elements of minimal tech and ambient into their music. also used to describe their small but devoted following.
i spun my new belly pistol gats vinyl yesterday. that shit was so diesel it was the chronicles of ridic.

fuck, i gave the clap to this girl that's in with the belly pistols. they better not come after me!
by I'm A Star February 27, 2009
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goats ass

{goats ass} is when it feels like you have to wipe your ass all the time, or you spray mud and it feels wet after the wipe
i have goats ass and i cant get rid of it
by corey March 22, 2005
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