jovan granado

a fat ugly man and has no respect for his mom. he thinks he is funny and knows everything but has no friends. and gets 20 bucks a week and spends it on video games

jovan granado smells bad, never works out eats mcdonalds every day

by insulter October 23, 2014

ganked

to be pwned by multiple people at one time.
also can be used to describe rape

You ganked that fool

by ass dweller December 9, 2006

granky

An especially intense combination of grouchy and cranky, where basically everything bothers you.

Not sure if it's the post Christmas blues or just the wacky holiday schedule, but I've been especially granky lately.

by ohmanwhyudodat April 9, 2016

granko

An irrelevant Hypixel forumer that makes "effort" threads that contain no funny things nor any useful informations whatsoever. He does this fucking daily threads, where he just picks some cringe comments from Dream comment section and calls it a day. They arent even daily, he started in September and is only just on 95 parts.

Granko: Have you ever sorted Dream's comments by new? #44320!

Any sane person 2: This thread is so bad

by ihategranko April 21, 2022

Gankstir

The act of money laundering or being a money launderer. Gank meaning to steal. Stir meaning mixing the dirty money with the clean money.

J-Dawg got busted for bein a gankstir.

by drop it like its Schaaf July 13, 2007

gank group

A group/party that is formed with the sole or primary intention of ganking.

In an MMORPG, a group of players that solely or primarily intend to hunt other players in order to gank them.

That gank group has been ganking people all day, but always runs from a real challenge.

by Aerlyn January 24, 2008

Gran-Cracker

Geriatric form of a typical cracker.
An old white person.

That old lady almost hit me in the parking lot! I don't think she could even see over the steering wheel.

Yeah, she was a gran-cracker for sure.

by Ushie December 16, 2008