Related to Beer Goggles. An imaginary object worn when a public area which usually would not be acceptable as a pee spot, seems suddenly acceptable due to the extreme urgency that a person must pee.
Dude, you shouldn't have peed in front of that lady's living room window." "Sorry man. I had massive pee-goggles on!
by Whopissedonmyfries August 10, 2010
Get the Pee-Gogglesmug. by masterbrad August 15, 2010
Get the terrorist gogglesmug. Phenomenon, akin to beer goggles, in which the percentage of college girls one classifies as physically attractive increases in proportion to the number of years one is removed from college.
Returning to my alma mater after 10 years, I was struck by the incredible number of stunning girls on campus. Could there really be that many more hot girls now than there were back in my day? Probably not. Probably just year goggles.
by samajaman July 6, 2010
Get the year gogglesmug. Dude 1: Ew man why is their foot fetish videos in your search history?
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.
Dude 2: I don't know man it must have been my masterbation goggles.
by Eaglesrownage December 12, 2012
Get the Masterbation Gogglesmug. by The Eye of the 69 July 4, 2017
Get the brown gogglesmug. Similar to beer goggling, pool goggling occurs when an inebriated person's pool game seems to look better and better as his state of inebriation gets higher and higher. He'll hit more balls, take more chances, and sometimes he'll get funnier as his game gets worse --and good thing for him-- it's all done with a smile on his face and without his knowledge of it.
I don't like playing pool with Tom unless he's pool goggling. At least when he's drunk, he's funny when he plays.
by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010
Get the Pool Gogglingmug. the act of one patry blowing a load on to another parties face and letting the cum harden of the parties face to where it is hard to open their eyes.
by bigjoey1 January 27, 2009
Get the Cement Gogglesmug.