Gunkles

Laughing uncontrollably, sometimes for hours on end. Often results in the person pissing their pants, and or soiling themselves. It is considered a disease by certain countries, with no cure in sight.

First case was discovered in a small town known as Marshfield

Byron: Oh no, I think Maria has the gunkles.

Markie: Oh god, somebody get some air sanitizer and some toilet paper!

by Michael Shmidt March 30, 2009

Grunked

Getting so out of your face through drugs, dirnk e.t.c your pretty much paraletic.

Mike - Dude, i was soooo grunked last night

James - Yeah mate, you even took home one of them ladyboys didnt you!

Mike - i must have been grunked!

by KiezaJ October 4, 2010

Gaunky

the kind of hot girl that acts smack out on some shit when she's perfectly sober and looks like she hasn't known the blessing of a shower but still frigging hot.

Man, that Kesha chick is so gaunky.

by thinmarkers-onmylegs October 21, 2010

Gunk

Punk/emo/goth style.

John: -Hey, look at that emo!
Paul: - Its not an emo, its a gunk

by JulieTheRipper May 6, 2011

Grunk (Genre)

Grunk - The name is a combination of Grunge and Punk music.
This is a new genre that will one day in the future be made famous by a band that Olivia Tweedale and Rory Asten Bell will form. It will be the biggest movement in music since grunge was introduced back in the early 90's. This new genre will dominate music and form the basis of many new amazing bands.

Olivia: I WANNA BRING GRUNGE BACK

Rory: I WANNA BRING BACK PUNK.

Olivia: WE NEED TO MAKE A BAND.

Rory: We shall name this the Grunk (Genre)

by Rory Asten Bell August 6, 2011

Grunkie

A very grotesque person; gross+chunky

You're Grunkie

by Washed up sloth October 13, 2015

Glunk

To club someone over the head with a stiff, blunt object - as a caveman would do - in order to render the person unconscious.

The homeowner grabbed a wooden bat and glunked the unaware intruder.

by asterix299 November 28, 2015