Glitch in the Matrix

When something in changed in the matrix. In laymens terms when things go tits-up.

Ah get of yer ass and watch the film!

by Mortuus February 2, 2004

Glistoff

v. to take a tremendous poop

I'm bout to glistoff! or I need to go glist.

by Jordan S. May 13, 2006

glitchfest

A dope electronic show/festival.

Rager 1: Dude, you missed out out last night; Bassnectar was a glitchfest.

Rager 2: Damn!

by drugsarefunkids October 2, 2011

glissandogrande

my username on twitter
go follow me :)

omg @glissandogrande is amazing! you should check her account out!

by glissandogrande June 1, 2019

Kick off glitch

An issue for players which has been in the game series FIFA for a while. It’s where someone can attack through the opponent’s defence with ease and score in no time, right after they have kicked off. Fortunately this glitch has been patched.

*Consedes a goal right after kick off*

FIFA Player: OH FUCK OFF HE JUST SCORED WITH THE KICK OFF GLITCH!!

by KianNL February 3, 2018

Glitchie

Derevitive of sticky icky. Something that is sticky and will produce a noise from friction against itself.

The lubicrant was glitchie

by Fresita74 July 3, 2018

Glit

When a gunt becomes indistinguishable from the clit, in extreme cases, they become conjoined, rendering the females reproductive organs useless.

''Jesus Mickey, it's a stage 10 gunt, I never thought I'd see one!''

''No Tommy....that's a glit.''

by Gunner IRE April 3, 2009