Gastinance

Refusing to drive due to high gas prices.

Dude, Joe has been practicing gastinance ever since gasoline rose to $4.50 a gallon.

by Ryan Hubenschniffer June 25, 2008

Gastroerotic

Derived from the Greek word for food 'gastro' and Latin 'eroticus' meaning sex. This word describes a food item with exquisite qualities namely those which increase one's disposition toward erotic or sexual activity.

Given the fact that this food is so mind-bogglingly gastroerotic, I would hardly be surprised if we were to indulge ourselves in the more primitive forms of pleasure later on this evening.

by Roger Thornton February 14, 2009

gastrogluttony

The cuisine served by restaurants that are all about ridiculous amount of calories.

Le Pied De Cochon serves Poutine with Fois Grois. Now that's gastrogluttony!

by Pie- March 1, 2011

Gastric Geyser

projectile vomiting with heavy chunks of food

I ate steak and had a terrible gastric geyser.

by OT Rant Volvagia November 27, 2011

gastric terrorism

The use of foodstuffs and tasty treats to inspire fatness in an individual or group of people. Common during the holiday season. While related to "diet sabotage," the nuances are slightly different.

-"Someone left an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and a platter of cake pops in the kitchen at work, this gastric terrorism is getting out of hand."

-"I'm gonna leave a chocolate chip brownie on his desk, his weak will won't be able to resist such temptation."
-"You're such a gastric terrorist."

by rud0lph December 20, 2013

Gastradamus

Anyone who can predict future farts without the worry of a shart or the runs.

A. Damn bro, I am worried I may shart myself if i let one rip.

B. You have nothing to fear. There will only be wind.
A. *Farts with no regret. Thanks bro, you're a freaking Gastradamus.

B. Anytime my good friend.

by Gastradamus October 9, 2014

gastrogenocide

A massacre occurring in your intestines after eating something either spoiled or something you know you shouldn't have.

ex: Yo man, that cheesecake caused serious gastrogenocide last night. I had diarrhea coming out of my ears

ex: Yo man, that cheesecake caused serious gastrogenocide last night. I had diarrhea coming out of my ears

by The Naked One July 10, 2014