Get your hand off it 

Another way of saying, "As if!!" or "Your full of it."

"I just bought a Ferrari Enzo", "Oh, get your hand off it."

Get your hand off it by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

get your hand off your dick 

Stop wasting your time. Usually told to someone who takes too long to do something for you.

Barry, get your hand off your dick and pass the goddamn salt.

get your hand off your dick by mac-attk October 15, 2009

Get your knee off my neck 

The plea to get off and let one rise to their potential.

I can be all I can be if you " Get your knee off my neck "!

Get your knee off my neck by Ronny James June 6, 2020

get the smooth off 

v. To be the first to use something.
Derived from the experience of being the first to get into a new jar of peanut butter, thus being the one to get the smooth off the top.

John bought a new car, but he let Shirley get the smooth off by driving it first.

get the smooth off by etymographer October 25, 2006

Get your egg off

To ejaculate

"When I go to the shopping centre, I'm going to get my egg off in the Target changerooms!"

"Hey Burza, gonna get your egg off on Saturday night?"

Get your egg off by Max Sollmer December 13, 2012

Get your dick off my counter 

When someone is invading your personal space, their dick is on your counter. To get them to back off, you say "get your dick off my counter."

Dude, you need to back up off me! Get your dick off my counter!

Get your dick off my counter by Capn Fantastick April 19, 2018

Get the hell off my stage 

Steve Wilkos' catchphrase on his own show - The Steve Wilkos show.

Also an exclamation of disbelief.

Dick: Yo, Kenny, I fucked your bitch in the bathroom last night while you was asleep, dog.
Kenny: Get the hell off my stage with that bullshit.

Get the hell off my stage by Lil remains gon make a stang August 20, 2021