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green tea bitch 

Green tea bitch refers to a woman who presents herself as innocent, sweet, and kind in order to approach guys who she finds useful, potentially in the sense of money, power, or purely fulfilling. (This is the green tea part). Yet this woman is actually calculating and all her good qualities are fake merely in order to appeal the guy. This woman uses many methods to achieve her goal, usually involves lying and being immoral. (the bitch part)

This strongly implies that this woman wants to intervene and destroy an existing relationship.

A typical example would be when a woman sends more-than-usual comfort and care to a guy who is in a relationship and then later shows him that he means a lot to her. And then this woman will try to reveal the existence of herself to the girlfriend/wife of this guy. When the gf/wife gets made, she will say things like "I am very sorry and did not mean to make your life like this" and the wife/gf is usually mad. Guys, who (stupidly) have the instinct of protecting the weak one, will usually start to fight the wife/gf and argue they are just friends. Then, with the great comfort and constant postive feedback provided by the green tea bitch and the ongoing madness with the gf/wife, the guy will typically break up with the original gf/wife and likely to start a relationship with this green tea bitch who appears to be very sweet, nice, and supportive, without being aware that this whole plot is directed by this green tea bitch.
"This girl called Rebecca is sending my husband her naked pictures and she was so 'hurt' after I forced my husband to break with her. And now she is visiting my husband in Boston this May."
"Oh, what a green tea bitch".
green tea bitch by BlueElf August 7, 2016
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Green Top 

When you live in dirt house for so long that it grows grass on the top. This is known as the Green Top. No matter what you do NOT grow crops on top of the Green Top. A good compliment to the Green Top is the one by one wheat seed , but never on top.
"Bruh you swear it was only for one nighf but not only do you got the green top, you got the 1 by 1 wheat seed."
Green Top by Green Top March 25, 2019

Green Bay Special 

This occurs in Green Bay at 3:30 AM when you get woken up by the hotel desk lady telling you that your boss has passed out with his dick out in the conference room.
"Hey Steve, did you here that Joe gave Andy a Green Bay Special?"

"Ugh, not again. Every time we come to Green Bay he gets piss drunk and whips it out for the desk chick."
Green Bay Special by Tyler Anderson 1 September 28, 2011

green eyed goddess 

The hottest combonation of being an exotic looking female with dark hair and and green eyes.
MiZz Lee is Timothy's green eyed goddess
green eyed goddess by MiZz Lee April 7, 2008

Green Detour 

1. An unintentional lengthening of one's car ride by taking wrong turns; Primarily due to the driver being high on weed.

2. An intentional lengthening of one's car ride so that the driver and/or passengers may smoke weed. See bake route.
Susan: "John why are you so late?! Transformers 2 started ten minutes ago!"
John: "Sorry, we took a green detour so that we might actually enjoy this movie."
Green Detour by a9ent smik April 23, 2010

Green Eggs and Bam 

Fucking your significant other from behind while making them type out a children’s story on your family computer with their nose.
We suprisingly got our green eggs and bam story published thanks to all the copies sold on Etsy.
Green Eggs and Bam by DTP Dominos November 23, 2018

Green Day fan 

There are a few different types of fans as people have mentioned before.

The older fans: These are the fans who have listened to Green Day since their fist release. They like 39/Smooth and Kerplunk

Pre-American Idiot fans: Fans who love Green Day songs, before their album American Idiot. Dookie, Insomniac, Nimord, Warning

Radio Fans: These are the fans who only hear the "most popular" songs on the radio. These are "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" "Wake Me Up When September Ends"

All-Around Fan: These are the fans who might not have been around for Green Day back in early 90's. They like all of Green Day's work. They have some older stuff and newer stuff.
Tom: No One Knows and Dominated Love Slave off Kerplunk are the best

Alex: No, She and Brat are the best.

Mike: wat r u tlkin bout? green days best song is blvd brokn dreams, fo shizz. or 21guns, deff. (Radio)

Julia: *sigh* All of Green Days songs are the shit. My favorites are Paper Lanterns, 2000 Light Years Away, F.O.D, BrainStew/Jaded, Redundant, Waiting, Whatsername and 21 Guns. We all Green Day fans nontheless