Hottest person in the world past, present, and future

Justin Watt

I just had a date with the hottest person in the world past, present, and future.

Who? Justin Watt?

by Luckiestgirlever January 31, 2022

phil of the future

A great TV show on Disney starring a very hot, yet short, guy who's name is Phil in the show.

Phil of the future is a good show because Phil is so hot.

by sharter12345 March 30, 2006

future grocery bagger

Have no destion of what to do as a job in the future. Sarcasm

" what you wanna be when your older "
"A future grocery bagger "

by jamez rulez May 18, 2006

Future Babe

A girl that is super hot, but, because she's under 18, society obliges you to not acknowledge her sexiness. She's a babe... but not quite yet.

tl;dr Synonym for jailbait.

Bro, Kelsey is a total future babe. Too bad she's only 16.

by Xavier Charles Freeman May 31, 2016

future shop

A waste of time and money, A Pakistani hangout, See pakis

I have too much money! What do I do with it? Go to Future Shop!

by Dustin Wilcox January 15, 2004

Futurespect

An idea that is an event belived to happen in the future.

Dude: In futurespect, I can see the day I walk into my kid's room while he/she's smoking weed and saying, "Can I have a hit?"

by Pool's Closed August 21, 2011

Future Nigga

A nigga from the future, usually wielding a jet pack and not giving no fucks.

Big Smoke: All we had to do to was follow the damn train, CJ.
Future Nigga: Fuck that, I'm a Future Nigga.

by Future Nigga March 20, 2013