Futurespect 

An idea that is an event belived to happen in the future.

Dude: In futurespect, I can see the day I walk into my kid's room while he/she's smoking weed and saying, "Can I have a hit?"

Futurespect by Pool's Closed August 21, 2011

futurespeak 

1. The real version of the future slang portrayed in the movie "Idiocracy".

2. A mix of shortened words, words specified by only their first letter, and idioms taken from youtube, particularly, Bernard "Pretty" Purdie, "Dog won't listen", and "Leprechaun in Alabama". Future speak is a highly emotional, concise, and context based language.

1. I'm gun splaaain to ya... how ya do that futch spee na!
(I'm going to teach you about futurespeak)

2. Son, I like that gooood sound.
(I highly approve of whatever you just said or did)

3. Eeeeeeee...
(Hi)

futurespeak by wild_boar August 6, 2012