Futurespect 

An idea that is an event belived to happen in the future.

Dude: In futurespect, I can see the day I walk into my kid's room while he/she's smoking weed and saying, "Can I have a hit?"

Futurespect by Pool's Closed August 21, 2011

futurespeak 

1. The real version of the future slang portrayed in the movie "Idiocracy".

2. A mix of shortened words, words specified by only their first letter, and idioms taken from youtube, particularly, Bernard "Pretty" Purdie, "Dog won't listen", and "Leprechaun in Alabama". Future speak is a highly emotional, concise, and context based language.

1. I'm gun splaaain to ya... how ya do that futch spee na!
(I'm going to teach you about futurespeak)

2. Son, I like that gooood sound.
(I highly approve of whatever you just said or did)

3. Eeeeeeee...
(Hi)

futurespeak by wild_boar August 6, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016