Banana Fucker

one who eats a banana, then tapes the peel back together, stuffs it between two matresses and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with it.

yo glen johnson is a fuckin banana fucker

by a guy that knows a banana fuck December 16, 2009

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chicken fucker

term commonly used by law enforcement agents to describe a person caught speeding

i can say meow
i can say moo
hell for 20 bucks i'll call the guy a chicken fucker
...
license and registration, chicken fucker

by officer rod farva September 17, 2004

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stripper fucker

1. One of a legendary, mysterious secret brotherhood dedicated to the overthrow of the triangle theory and the debunkment of the "glamorous, empowered stripper: desperate, 'pathetic loser' customer" mythos prevalent in strip clubs. Or simply put, any dick-slingling outlaw who's made a habit of fucking strippers under the lauded noses of the stripping establishment(i.e., the wanna-be pimping staff & owners,the nay saying ass kissing flunkies/junkies and of course, the strippers themselves.
2. A man who has conquered 2 or more exotic dancers sexually.

Stripper fuckers exist, son. They're like the strip club equivalent of the Illuminati, or the Massod, or the Sith, but they're out there. Don't let the disparaging talk of the "industry insiders", "mack-to-nigts", "wanna be pimp employees" or the
goddamned self important "empowered" goddesses and their armies of fawing, adulatory "flunkie/junkie" worshippers, fans and friends put any doubt in your mind. In every city, in evry strip club scene, yea, in every club itself, there's bound to be one or two about. Wreaking havok with the "sisterhood"!

by seamus shane December 01, 2006

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squirrel fucker

One who has a dick like an acorn that drives the squirrels NUTS

My friend Bill is a dirty squirrel fucker.

by BazookaHorse November 29, 2017

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Fucker McFuckerton

A name describing a total douche bag, ass hole, dick face, or any other unpleasant description of a man.

An explicative word when one hurts them self.

" So last night I waited 45 minutes for Doug to show up. He never called or texted to say he wasn't coming, what a Fucker McFuckerton!!"

As I am pounding a nail into the wall, I accidentally hit my thumb with the hammer... "FUCKER McFUCKERTON!!"

by xxkookie70 January 26, 2012

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