forbidden fruit

something that is attractive because it is denied to one (From the Garden of Eden in the bible.)

That website is my forbidden fruit.

by Light Joker June 5, 2005

fruit roll up

when your nut sack sticks to your leg and you have to peel it off like a fruit roll up

Man, it was 97 degrees out today and had the worst case of fruit roll up

by JtothemuthafuckinB October 30, 2007

Fruit-fucker 2000

A small automatic device used for the erotic juicing of various fruit.
Orginally promoted by Penny-Arcade.

Hot damn! My Fruit-fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin!

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

Fruit Plate

A wussy of an extraordinary degree. The type dude that is completely ball-less. Term originated when Dan C. from Minneapolis kept ordering "fruit plates" during happy hours.

Dam Fruit Plate, you just let your boss walk all over you again.

Quit acting like fruit plate, step up to the plate and get on that girl.

by Matt Cooter May 2, 2004

fruitella

A dutch candy, made from milk and fruit extracts.
They come in cube forms.
pronounced "frautella"

Hey , can you give a fruitella? i'm hungry as a mofo

by Scrpzr June 22, 2006

Fruit fly

Parallels "Fag hag" yet meant for a young and attractive female instead of an old woman implied from hag.

This is my beautiful fruit fly!

by Kym February 8, 2005

fruit scoot

sombody who rides a razor scooter, and is constantly in the way at most skate parks.

hey that fruit scoot just fell, and the handle bars really taxed his brown eye.

by Nilbert Nullingsworth August 25, 2003