gentle frog

A kissing move where the person's tongue moves slowly in and out of their mouth, similar to a frog trying to catch a fly.

Last night I kissed Rob! He gave me the gentle frog! It was so gross!

by porsiempre37 June 07, 2007

Frog Farmer

One who kisses princes(ses) and turns them into frogs. Explains why people vanish early in a romance.

I can't understand why ladies never call me back after I sleep with them-- I must be a frog farmer.

by bluenorther August 22, 2012

Frog Change

When ur fat mate Luigi is chatting shit but cant think of anything else to say

Tom: I swear ur dads like 94

Luigi: swear ur dads got his left elbow castrated with frog change

Tom: charge it

by FatslimemakingslagG1no December 14, 2022

WiFi Frog

"WiFi Frog" refers to those people who jump in and out of Wi-Fi range, thus causing different kinds of nuisances like continuous "(User) logged in" "(User) logged out" messages from your chat client, etc...

"Hey WiFi frog, if you are driving, logout from (insert messaging client's name here)"

"Stop lying to me you are in the kitchen. you are a WiFi Frog now and the signal is strong in the kitchen"

"Hey WiFi frog .. get into stronger signal.. this SSH session to your laptop is going crazy!."

by Laxminarayan G Kamath A February 20, 2008

CONSTIPATED FROG

THE DEFINITION OF A GIRL SQUATTING ON HER CLASSROOM SEAT MAKING WEIRD PIG NOISES LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FROG THAT IS ON A TOILET AKA ANGRY CONSTIPATED FROG

My friend-* On the floor like a thing trying to poop*
My brain- *c o n s t i p a t e d frog*

Constipated frog.

by Tehehehehhehehehhe May 25, 2021

free as a frog

another way of saying that you’re very free or available! saying that you’re not busy!

jim “hey man what are you doing tonight”

paul “oh yeah dude i’m free as a frog tonight”
jim “sick bro lets hang 10”

by xoxoquinny August 22, 2018

Kicking Frogs

To drink to the point where it would make sense to kick a (or several) real or imaginary frog(s); drinking heavily and doing things that you would never think about doing sober.

Tonight we are kicking frogs downtown, we'll probably end up doing snow angels in the bushes again. I hope the security guard is as cool as he was last week.

by The McCool November 09, 2008