Double Whammy Friday

Double Whammy Friday is an unofficial internet observance that occurs when two unofficial holidays align together.

1) Free Use Friday (falls 11th to 14th of October) depending on year

2) 14th of October

When Free Use Friday happens to fall on the 14th of October (this happens roughly every couple years or so) then two things are fair game.

1) A couple must engage in sex whenever even just one member asks for Sex

2) you text your crush you like them, and if they like you back you must go on a date with them.

Both of these are allowed on Double Whammy Friday. However because of how the calendar works, the day alignment falls only every 5 years or so and thus it does not occur every year.

Friend 1: Bro, apparently this year there is going to be a Double Whammy Friday, because the calendar checks out

Friend 2: Yo bro nice, you should ask your crush out then.

by davidmilldurger March 31, 2023

friday 13th

Is just another day. Seriously, any day can be an unlucky day. Stop believing this superstitious shit, just move on.

Tom was worried because his might got rear-ended in his new Escalade tomorrow. And tomorrow is Friday 13th. Realizing it was a bad day, he consulted voodoo expert to keep him off bad omen.

by chrno August 13, 2010

friday night cranks

Epic prank call web show that comes on stickam every friday from 7-11(est) Funny shit.

I almost peed myself watching friday night cranks

by xxchelseakayxx February 12, 2009

Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving and official start of the Christmas shopping season. When stores open anytime in between midnight and 5 AM and set everything on sale. To promote the sale, a mass amount of advertising is used, causing everyone to forget their is a month until Christmas so they go to hell and back to get all their holiday shopping out of the way one day not even in the month of the holiday.

I haven't slept in almost 50 hours because my mom shoved us all in the car immediately after Thanksgiving dinner and made us go to Black Friday sales all damn day.

by Gaaraofthedamned November 25, 2011

Friday Junior

Friday Junior is another way to say Thursday. It's a way of making the weekend seem closer.

It's almost the weekend, it's Friday Junior.

by Deejay Bee March 1, 2018

Pleur Fridays

The concept that when Friday comes around, everyone should become a better, cooler, better looking, more pleur version of themselves.

It's Friday, better Snapchat PleurFridays #pf

Friend 1: For some reason today I look fucking good, I've been let off work early, I'm surrounded by girls and drunk.
Friend 2: Mate, it's pleur fridays.

by OEx August 27, 2014

Happy Naked Friday

Text sent out on Friday to remind all to celebrate life, love, music and humanity (naked, of course), in a non-materialistic appreciation of our naked assets, talents and dreams. As thousands would concur, started by musical genius over 20 years ago (this site will not let me mention the name of, yet, pending clarification of celebrity status). Now trending across the world and in urban cities throughout the US. Innocent and non-sexual, respectfully submitted, flirtatious gesture. To let your dreads down, so to speak, in a way that let's someone know you appreciate them for who they are, minus all the "stuff" that they carry around with or on them. "Happy Naked Friday" everyone!

Danno: Happy Naked Friday!
Jacq: Thanks babe!
Danno: Where are your Pants at?
Jacq: Sleeping in the laundry basket. Are you playing tonight?
Danno: Yep. AtFirstAve

Jacq: See you there! Love ya!

by SupaJacq February 20, 2015