Floriday

Noun
A holiday taken in Florida:
Florida+Holiday=Floriday

I am going on a Floriday for spring break, I can't wait!

by GENIUS! March 10, 2009

florida ounce

The amount of an illicit substance (typically marijuana) present when a purveyor of drugs (typically a drug dealer) rips off the consumer who has purchased said illicit commodity.

John: “My dealer said he sold me an ounce, but I weighed it and it’s only .79 ounces!”
Fred: “That motherfucker sold you a Florida ounce!”

by emeff meme February 8, 2022

Florida Man

A Florida man is a most likely drunk guy that is crazy

Florida Man arrested for ripping locals ballsacks off.

by im eating hot chocolate December 22, 2020

Florida Man

Tandem Airboats with Driftcars around a Pool on a Racetrack while a Helicopter flies in and Trucks do tug of war

Hell Yeah Brother thats a Florida Man thing

by DRAGMASTER88 June 10, 2021

sang-froid

Attitude of calmness, especially when exhibited while under stress.

Displaing her usual sang-froid, the nurse quickly and calmly attended to the many patients needing her attention.

by Boomer March 27, 2005

Shaden Froider

Shaden Froider is a german word used when you find someone else's misfortune amusing.

Tom: Hahahahahaha! You have got purple eyeshadow on! You're Violet Baurigard! *Running backwards then turns forward and falls flat on face!*
Joe and Lily: SHADEN FROIDER! *Laughing*

by Lily Powell May 28, 2006

Floridian

A true born and raised native of florida,not really thought of as a real southerner by our other southern counter parts,but if you live in florida and not belive the hype you will see true floridians are southern as hell,and do take pride in it,but real floridians dont call there selves that only old a** snowbirds that live here call there selves floridians "They wish" but thanks to lame a** northerners moving down here floridians are loseing there native culture and southern accents,but there are also true southerners in the southern part of florida to. believe dot!!!

tourist: were are you from?
floridan: miami shawty!
tourist: oh im a floridian to i've lived here two years.
Floridian: naw baby, you live here! but you damn sure aint from here!

by Chrissyfbaby June 29, 2007