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fertility symbols

Clichés such as as phalli, (see phallus), ankhs, crucifixes, eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white; the proper trappings for certain pagan holidays, such as Easter.
I prefer honest pagans and Real True Christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of Easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with Jesus.
by Downstrike May 24, 2004
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festicles

The chafing or general uncleanliness that happens when a man walks around an outdoor festival for a full day.
Dude, I need some Gold Bond stat. My festicles are raging!
by thefoldrock January 12, 2011
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fertilize your grass

When referring to flirting or bagging someone you like.
Sue: I really wanna talk to him
Bob: Come on Sue go fertilize your grass
by Mexicanjeww June 22, 2011
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fertimulch

the act of using a lawnmower to mulch solid canine excrement that one is too lazy to dispose of through means of manual labor in hopes of fertilizing a grassy area
Because I hate picking up dog shit, I am going to fertimulch the lawn and hope that none of that shit gets all over the deck furniture.
by spaggles July 12, 2011
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Ferti

Ferti is a definition of a guy who is somewhat of a wizard in the real world: his skills include releasing unbelievable amounts of words only to be followed by awkward silence in which the audience is not certain of what just happened.

The word Ferti can be used a slang for the philosophical paradigm of the tree in the forest and whether it makes a sound if no one's around to hear it.

Ferti is also a guy usually married to Vaya.
'That guy's such a Ferti, I think my ears are bleeding.'

'Would that Ferti talk as much if there was no one around to hear him?'
by afterglower December 6, 2011
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fertiled

Wait, your mother was fertiled by a hurricane?
by Thestig223 November 15, 2018
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Needle felting

Needle felting is a craft you do for fun and you can make whatever you want. Needle felting is a craft where you take wool and poke it with a needle and eventually it makes a hard peace of wool that looks like whatever you want it to look like. When needle felting you have to shape it the shape you want.
Needle felting is relaxing and a fun craft that I do
by got to define all of the words February 13, 2019
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