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fertimulch

the act of using a lawnmower to mulch solid canine excrement that one is too lazy to dispose of through means of manual labor in hopes of fertilizing a grassy area
Because I hate picking up dog shit, I am going to fertimulch the lawn and hope that none of that shit gets all over the deck furniture.
by spaggles July 12, 2011
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