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farving

The act of flip-flopping on an important decision. It is derived from, long-time Green Bay Packers quarterback , Brett Favre's constant flip-flopping on his decision to retire from the game of football.
Jonh Kerry lost the 2004 presidential election due to farving.

flip-flopping
by phull July 15, 2009
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farting dust

a term used in bars and other drinking establishments to let the bartender know just how thirsty one is
Hey! I'm "farting dust" ova heeya who do I blow to get a drink?
by jacin rome October 8, 2005
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Farmingdale

Farmingdale is a poor, dirty, trashy town north of Massapequa. It is considered the white trash capital of Nassau county and is full of crime and losers. The average IQ of a Daler is 80. The stores are in shambles, half the residents are below the poverty line, the houses are dirty, streets filled with garbage, constant crime and vandalism.

Farmingdale is the prostitute capital of the Long Island. They don't even realize that there are at least 90 hookers from Flushing working in "storefront massage parlors"; but are actually full-service prostitutes. How blind can this village be? If they closed down all the hoar houses, Farmingdale would look like a ghost town as half the businesses would be shut down.

The residents have an inferiority complex and desperately want to be like their greater southern neighbor, Massapequa.

Look at the entries for Fdale on urbandictionary. Completely obsessed with Pequa!! It's actually quite flattering to Massapequa that they have such a huge admirer in the lowly Fdale. Massapequa constantly owns Fdale in every single sport there is, the houses, people and location are superior to the "dirty" Dale.
You will never be like Massapequa, give it up Farmingdale.

Even if you had the money, money can't buy class Farmingdale.

Crazy Donkey in Farmingdale = trashiest spot on LI

Let's go to Farmingdale and catch a happy ending, 95 "massage parlors" to choose from
by dummybomb January 15, 2011
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farming

1) The act of sleeping in excess of what is needed, sleeping on an irregular schedule, sleeping through one's own alarm, phone calls, loud noises, or any other attempt to wake the "farmer" up.

2) Missing activities due to chronic fatigue caused by irregular sleeping pattern/laziness.
Matt didn't make it to thermodynamics today because he was too busy farming. He was really tired after engaging in "other activities" all night.

Matt said he couldn't make it to the meetings because he had personal problems; however, everyone knew he was just farming.

How the heck did Matt get voted star of the month? He's always farming.
by T. J. Z. and A. P. C. November 12, 2008
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The Farrington Beg

When you repeatedly ask her not to force you to put it in her butt... again.
Even the Farrington Beg couldn't save him last night.
by Petreaux December 17, 2016
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Favring

Standing in your living room and masturbating while wearing nothing but Crocs. This is sometimes followed up with sending an MMS to a hot female intern.
Rey was Favring the other night and the new intern, Laurie, didn't like what she received on her mobile phone. She reported the incident to HR and now Rey may or may not be forced into retirement.
by jeffreybruce October 21, 2010
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farlinger

he is a hott sexxy man who is funny and always gunna be mine <3
-awwe hes cute
-hes a farlinger!
by trisha wii January 21, 2012
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