by Rawrmar August 8, 2024

A very educated person, at the best universities, but one who becomes boring and/or unimpressive when running for political office
by Sexydimma October 15, 2024

Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

when the word failure isn't enough for your Asian parents to describe you...
you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.
you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.
by akioweh May 21, 2022

āSteven, Youāre a failure!ā
āHow many times can you be a failure?ā
āI wish I was proud of you but YOUāRE A FAILUREā
āJust a 5PM reminder, YOUāRE STILL A FAILUREā
āHow many times can you be a failure?ā
āI wish I was proud of you but YOUāRE A FAILUREā
āJust a 5PM reminder, YOUāRE STILL A FAILUREā
by Wilfred Adalson July 7, 2021

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.
by Beard of Win September 1, 2010

When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass
john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there
tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone
john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone
john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009
