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Girl failure

A male celebrity crush whom you wish was a girl since men suck
Girl 1: My girl failure posted on insta šŸ˜
Girl 2: Bro, that's just Cillian Murphy
by Rawrmar August 8, 2024
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Educated failure

A very educated person, at the best universities, but one who becomes boring and/or unimpressive when running for political office
Have you seen an educated failure? What about mayor Pete?
by Sexydimma October 15, 2024
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Failure of Journalism

Hym "YOU ARE THE FAILURE OF JOURNALISM! THAT'S YOU! Every time you report on this you are committing a deliberate lie of ommission! And you are doing it either because you are complicit or you're delusional about your ability to use this moment to garner more power for yourselves. Power you will use to be just as authoritarian as they are. And I'm living proof that that's the case."
by Hym Iam February 7, 2025
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failuring

when the word failure isn't enough for your Asian parents to describe you...

you aren't just a failure, but you are failuring
need the intensity of the present progressive.
Mom: shit, its exam season again! Instead of watching my son failuring, I'll just disown him.
by akioweh May 21, 2022
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Failure

ā€œSteven, You’re a failure!ā€
ā€œHow many times can you be a failure?ā€
ā€œI wish I was proud of you but YOU’RE A FAILUREā€
ā€œJust a 5PM reminder, YOU’RE STILL A FAILUREā€
by Wilfred Adalson July 7, 2021
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Failure Beard

A college tradition of people who go to learn. A student will cease shaving until that student fails an exam. Other students will usually place bets on who will have to shave first.
Doug and Tyler are growing failure beards. What's the pool up to?
by Beard of Win September 1, 2010
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Cellaerial Failure

When someone has lost their cell phone signal and attempts to climb to higher and out of reach places to reconnect and fails by not getting the signal or falling on their ass
john: hey what the hell is bob doing way up there

tim: looks as if hes trying to get a signal for is phone

john: oh well thats just gonna end in cellaerial failure
by TheLurkingMoose October 16, 2009
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