EggHopped

Someone who thinks they are a pro hacker even though they cant code a custom minecraft client for their life, they tend to think they can dox and say they have friends who will swat you and ddos you.

DUDE THAT KID EGGHOPPED IS A FAGGOT HE LETS BULLY HIM

by kidwithdownsyndrome June 16, 2017

baltimore eggroll

to turn a shit covered condom inside out, fill it with the build of semen(smegma) tie a knot in the condom then microwave and serve as desired.

guy 1: what do you got to eat in the fridge?

guy2: if your really hungry i got some leftover baltimore eggroll from last night, its all yours.

guy 1:fuck you thats not an eggroll thats a condom full of shit and cum!, screw you!

by pleasureboy1000 April 24, 2010

Eggboy

A non-bald man who has had his head shaven so his head looks like an egg.

Eggboy! *slaps head really hard.

by Lord Dickcheese May 21, 2018

eggroll

An extremely fast drumroll across the snare and toms; like a blur of sound as opposed to distinct beats. Best performed by an egg-shaped drummer with straight arms can not bend much due to the large body mass.

Just throw in an eggroll here for a fill.

by Macko June 16, 2005

eggroll

Someone who is a professional carnie; in turn, smelling like cabbage. For all carnies smell of cabbage. Or someone with small hands who may be hinding a carnie past.

Root: One of Austin Powers two fears - "Carnies. Small hands...smell like cabbage."

Used primarly North of North Birmingham.

You have a friend who is incredibly short with small hands. You establish weeks ahead of time you think she is carnie who smells of cabbage.

Hey, what's up eggroll?

by John McClendon December 14, 2008

eggoat

a nigger! a black! an african american!

Darrin and Mikey are eggoats

by Eggoatkilla May 13, 2005

eggo shortage

when all of the eggo waffles go missing and people go crazy because there are no more waffles.

"OMG!!! there's an eggo shortage? nooo!!! we need our chocolate eggos...."

by iloveeggos November 18, 2009