IT Dust Monkey

An IT manager, IT technician or IT support officer who uses air cans to clear filthy dust out of dirty old PC's, thus contaminating the office air for all non-IT staff to have to inhale.
Kevin the IT Dust Monkey says
"This laptop is over-heating, I think it's because of dust contamination around the CPU and cooling fans. I am going to use my magic air cans to remove the dust."

Nigel says
"That's not healthy". That means you and your colleagues are going to have to inhale filthy dust full of skin cells, dust mites, pet hair, micro-organisms and general filth. Can't you keep a vacuum cleaner close by - at a sufficient distance to prevent causing static but close enough to capture the disturbed dust, do it outdoors or in a well ventilated area?"

Kevin says, in typical IT Dust Monkey style - nothing - and caries on spraying dust all over the office.
by CheekyChappy November 23, 2011
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Taki Dust

That good shit you find at the bottom of your taki bag so you gotta snort it or suck it up.
Also good shit at throwing in peoples eyes when they say dumb shit
Person 1: I fucked your sis last night
Person 2: THE FUCK YOU SAY? *throws taki dust in person 1 eyes*
Person 1: bitch wtf
by wtfh is pseudonym? January 20, 2021
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catch that dust

To catch that dust means that a thirsty person is reaching, reaching for air, reaching for the dust. Dust meaning nothing. Zilch. Nada.

Used in sarcasm to provoke someone to keep reaching and trying to catch the dust. Because they will not be able to grab anything!
"keep grabbing and trying to catch that dust you thirsty sugamuma"
by Nicholas Parnell February 24, 2017
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crown dust

Sexual fluids that dry on the penis (specifically the tip) after intercourse; in which the penis is not washed or dried directly following sex.
I just rolled over and fell asleep after fucking my girlfriend, woke up with crown dust flaking off everywhere.
by dieseljuvy December 06, 2012
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expert dust

Where my expert dust sucka?
by buckminister August 05, 2011
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gravel dusting

The act of purposely driving on the shoulder of the road to shoot rocks or other debris at the car behind to prevent tailgating.
Dude the guy driving behind us is tailgating you, start gravel dusting him so he backs off.
by BigD81 July 13, 2017
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blue dust

Blue methamphetamine or meth. Used as a street name for the common drug.
Chad told Evan to get him some blue dust.
by Urbane main November 21, 2015
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