ducer

a 22 oz of some type of alcoholic beverage that is bigger than a 16 oz and smaller than a forty.

Friend 1: Lets sip tonight and watch a movie!

Friend 2: I'll bring the ducers!

by Kendeazy November 17, 2006

duce

street gang found in the almaden valley, very tough, not to be messed with

u see dem duce roll up on that treysie?

by rob April 21, 2004

Hoover Duece

Originally the Blue Dueces from Chicago, they allied themselves with Larry Hoovers Black Gangster Disciples and helped form what came to be known as the Folk Nation...
The Hoover Dueces or Hoova Dueces adopted alot of the same practices and gang signs used by the GDs and have been known to wear light blue and gray or blue and black, a combination of their original colors and Gangster Disciple colors...(not to be confused with Hoover Crips, or Criminals)

Q: who' he run with?
A: Hoover Duece....

by Hoover Tek September 8, 2010

Double-duece asswhoopin'

A double-duece asswhoopin' is a undeniable defeat handed to one person, or group of persons. It doesn't necessarily apply to fighting. It can apply to just about any sort of contest, be it, a spelling bee, a hockey game, a drinking contest, or anything where one can lose.

Be advised: A double-duece asswhoopin' only applies when the defeat is embarrasingly one-sided

The Sharks laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' on the Detroit redwings with the 7-0 shut-out game!

-or-

I laid down the Double-duece asswhoopin' in beerpong last night! My opponent left so drunk he couldn't even remember his name, while I actually had to order beer since he didn't once land a ball in a cup. Everyone was laughing their asses off!

by king sizzle May 21, 2010

Interpretive Dunce

This person has no skill at dancing, yet will try to auto-choreograph their unholy movements to the lyrics of the song being played, often with a delay as they can't remember the lyrics, and have to come up with something on the fly as they hear it.

"What the hell is John doing out on the floor?"

"Sounds like 'We Are The Champions' came on, and he's an interpretive dunce..."

by Ambad June 24, 2013

Duce

Short form for introduce. Can also be used to mean anything.

Tess: Benji, check out the new kid.

Benji: Do you think I should duce myself?

Ilana: Totally!

by Benji Finestone December 9, 2008

Double Duce

When you take a shit and two long logs come out and hit the toilet water. The toilet water splashes all over your asswhole.

John Cena double duced and now his ass hairs are all wet.

by Big Boy Ski July 30, 2006