desert course

a magical place where add ons flock like the salmon of capistrano, where mr chompers chip like theres no tomorrow, where joe cooks burgers and still drives a $150 pickup, where all outside employees show up blasted from the night before, where stories about bangin broads, spittin misters, grout is scratched out, where spf tennis games get out of hand, where frisbees fly like nasa, where food orders arrive all day erday, where hunover employees get picked up by shuttles after crashin whips, where chocolates where guests sandals, where b-b-q stuff was born, where we describe let me see your grill competitions, where buffetts take place on the kiosk, where hungover mitches sleep at the tpc course for a dersert open, where 30 packs are always carried into the cart storage, where everyone hates hartman, where we fill coolers the night before, where hes fat and lazy like a bitch...tune in next week
RIP: durkin, shaw, patrick, first, humphries, amaya

maintenance breaks into loziers car at the desert course

by ryan September 8, 2006

Dossers

2 or more individuals that are complete waste. Someone who thinks they know anything about boxing and drinking echo falls. Shows up at the pub with only £15. Plural of dosser

Nick Kourdoulou and Craig Kirkton are dossers.

by Joepublic1989 October 1, 2018

Desert Mule

A chick that fell from the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I thought this girl looked good in the dark, but come to find out that she was a straight up desert mule in the light.

by zacho January 9, 2003

Desert Stick Throw

When you get a dry tug job

Desert Stick throw, getting rubbed out with no lube, no dome at all

by Ope Crew March 14, 2009

"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.

Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.

by According to all known laws of January 2, 2017

Deseray

Deseray is a kind hearted person. She will love and respect you as long as you respect her. She loves to help people out.Compared to other girls her personality might be the thing having you fall for her.Her eyes are most likely brighter then most peopes eyes.She has beautiful eyes and beautiful body shape.Deseray can also tend to be more shy and not start conversation with a random person. So if youre waiting for her to start a conversation with you,it might not happen. She is so beautiful and kind. If she develops a crush on you she will either aviod you at all costs or want you by her side 24/7. She tends to be very emotional and sentimental. If you break her heart she most likely will have a hard time getting over you even if you guys weren’t dating. People with the name Deseray make great partners. They will always show affection. She will stick by youre side through thick and thin. She will always be exited or hapoy to see you. If you have a Deseray in youre life youre lucky to have such a wonderul person.

Random Guy#1- Yo, Deseray is so fine
Random Guy#2- Yo dude she has a boyfriend
Random Guy#1- Dam he is so lucky to have a girl like her

by _Name.Dictionary_ December 8, 2021

Desert Vista High School

the snobbiest fakest place on earth you could ever go to school, everyone walks around like they're god. impossible to make friends and if youre new you get treated like crap. the end. if you're thinking about going to school there, save yourself(unlike i did)

i hate desert vista high school

by uhhmm March 1, 2010