drunk dial

the best way to tell the chick you are infatuated with that you want to sleep with her in the near future. it is often helped if the number of beers your mates have drunk is also quite high and they are very perswasive

billy: im not sure if i should tell jane how i feel about her
bob: go for it dude, what can go wrong?
billy: ive had 6 beers in the last hour i dunno
bob: nah man, you gotta tell her sometime, i will help you out
billy: yeah alright, wheres my phone, time to drunk dial jane

by super billy bob October 24, 2006

dial it in

To set up everything completely, precisely, and perfectly. Usually relating to something mechanical or creative. The phrase comes from tuning engines. Mechanics set contact points for the electrical system of the engine and then "dial in" the timing so it will run perfectly.

If we're going to take the whole engine apart, let's get some new parts and dial it in before we put it back together.

Can also be used in other tenses and variations like:

I'm going to dial in that letter to my landlord before I send it out.

That bike needs to be dialed in before we take it to the track.

I was dialing it in yesterday so that it would be ready for the trip.

by slambert11 January 22, 2009

dialups

Very thin lips not good for fellatio. The opposite of DSLs. Usually leaves racetracks.

She's got some dialups.

by JPE May 12, 2004

dialag

Dialog in a film or play that tends to drag on, which usually has nothing to with the plot and only results in boring its audience.

Transporter 3 would have been a great movie had it not have been for all the dialag.

by kdog9271 October 24, 2009

dialled in

exhibiting total concentration on and mastery of the task in hand

this guy is dialled in driving.

by AmiR November 11, 2013

dianalisa

Dianalisa is one of the smartest girls you will ever find she’s one of a kind if u have her keep her because once shes gone she’s gone and there’s no coming back treat her like treasure do t loose her shes smart, talented, skinny, thick, and caring.

I love you dianalisa

by Cant say..! October 19, 2019

deuce-dialing

Talking on your cell, or texting whilst taking a dump. Then after finishing said dump, taking a picture of your poop with the cell and sending it to the friend you were texting/speaking to. Note: contrary to what many believe, deuce-dialing is not merely the act of talking/texting while pooping, but taking and sending a picture of the aftermath. No picture and you're merely having a conversation while you poop, not deuce-dialing.

You are talking to your friend while taking a dump. After the end of the conversation, you hang up, take a photo of the crap, and send it along to him/her. Congratulations, you're "deuce-dialing".

by BigBlanket June 13, 2011