package deal

When the target of your affection will not do anything with you without the inclusion of his/her best friend.

Steve: Hey, there's a concert this weekend. Wanna go?
Alice: What about Stephanie?
Steve: What about her?
Alice: Well, I can't leave her out.
Steve: But this is like supposed to be a date, you know? Just you and me?
Alice: No Stephanie, no me. YOU BOY!

The next day--
Burt: So, what happened with you and Alice?
Steve: Man, she wouldn't go if Stephanie wasn't invited too.
Burt: OH FUCK. THE PACKAGE DEAL.

by Prof. Booty January 3, 2010

Dealbreaker

A word used to describe the eligibility of a friendship or relationship based on one trait or preference of the other person. Can also be used if you don't agree with someones views.

John: "So whats your least favorite band?"
Jill: " It would have to be Arcade Fire."
John: "Wait...What? You don't like Arcade Fire? Thats a dealbreaker."
OR
Billy: "Favorite Modern Warfare 2 class?"
Johny: "Well, I usually have the UMP .45 with a Silencer, Desert Eagle with a Tac knife, Marathon Pro, Lightweight Pro, and Commando Pro.
Billy: "Woah man. Way to be a noob. We aren't friends anymore, thats a dealbreaker."

by Pandabrother September 8, 2010

fake the deal

1) To front or pretend something is not true when it actually is.
2) To pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do it.

1)
Josh: "Dag playa Jenny's really being a frigid bitch to you today. I guess things didn't work out at that party last night."
Dave: "Whatever dogg. The real party last night was in her mouth, and everyone came. Then I got her in the ass last night in the back of a Volkswagen. Here watch this video."
(puts video in VCR and presses play)
1 hour later...
Josh: "Good video...that looks like a very uncomfortable place to bang a hoe. So why dat bitch gotta fake the deal?"
Dave: "I don't know man. Bitches."
Josh: "Bitches."

2)
Adam: "Hell yeah bitch I got the royal flush! I guess I'll be taking this money now."
Mike: "Shut up bitch. I didn't even get my cards yet, and neither did you. Stop faking the deal."

by Nick D November 17, 2003

dope rhyme dealer

A rapper who supplies dope, or in other words "sick" or "ill", rhymes.

It's a pretty clever spin on the expression "dope dealer," putting a pun on the word "dope" which can mean either drugs (including heroin and crack/cocaine), or it can be complementing something.

Rappers like Andre Nickatina, Mac Dre, and rap groups like RBL Posse are all dope rhyme dealers.

by jaynik August 14, 2007

fake the deal

1) to pretend something is true or put on a front to hide the real facts
2) to pretend to distribute cards in a poker game, but not actually do so
3) to act like something is worth the money when it is actually more expensive

1)
Ho: "Playa you ain't gettin' none of this shit tonight. Scrub."
Pimp: "Shut up bitch, everybody knows yo' skank ass been around this city more times than the subway. You about as easy as first grade math class. Don't fake the deal."

2)
Teddy KGB: "Haha! I've got the boat! Pay up, bitch!"
Matt Damon: "Shit. Not again........wait a minute.........I don't even have any cards yet! You faked the deal!"

3) I thought that 2004 Hummer was a steal at $1000, but when they told me that the radio, steering wheel, seats, exhaust, frame, and engine were sold separately and cost a total of $70,000 I realized they had really faked the deal.

by Nick D December 11, 2003

defalco

fat bastard who think tech is a real course and gives out B+ and A- for having one dimension wrong

That Defalco is one fat piece of shit.

by fat bastard March 31, 2005

kelley deal

coolest girl ever, after her twin sister, kim deal. had her own band, the kelley deal 6000 in 1997. they rocked.

kelley deal is often over looked in favor of kim, but that doesn't mean she's not as talented.

by brittles August 28, 2004