democracy

A system in which anyone is free to vote for whomever they want, at which point the winner of said election sells out to any number of whacko special interest groups including environmentalists, unions, and prisoners.

Democracy is great when it works; unfortunately, most politicians don't.

by The DON October 2, 2002

democratic society

a society where everyone including felons have the right to vote.

you are felon but in a democratic society you have the right to vote.

by keegan kirk January 20, 2009

democratic erection

1. The result of being a little too fond of politics...
2. An erection created by the people, for the people
3. Any prick who argues politics and tries to recruit people to join the party

democratic erection, erection, democrat, politics, voting, politicians

by potatoesoriley October 20, 2011

Democrat

A person who votes for the Democratic party. Not necessarily one of the far left wing.

Many Democrats (like myself) are centrists. While i believe that you should keep most of the money you make, and that you should learn to make money yourself, rather than relying on government handouts. I cannot bring myself to support the current Republican platform.

Ultra Right-wing Baptist fundamentalism is JUST as bad as Ultra Left-Wing Hippie fundamentalism.

Also, In an ideal world, i wouldnt mind paying taxes, as long as the govnernment is doing something with them. I would rather pay more taxes and have them go towards reforming our social system (second amendment) then pay less taxes that go towards killing Iraqi's.

They didn't attack us
They didnt have weapons of mass destruction
They are not liberated, they hate us

Bill Clinton
Jimmy Carter
John F. Kennedy
John Lennon (Democrat Supporter)
Bono of U2 (Democrat Supporter)
Me

by ChaosDemonZ November 23, 2004

democrap

the liberal jargon that flows from a Democats mouth.

You never hear anything from Howard Dean but democrap.

by Don Morris October 9, 2003

Closet Democrats

Registered Republican voters who previously supported Putin’s Pawn but who are so disgusted with the GOP that they will be covertly voting across the board for Democrats in the upcoming elections.

Of course I’m a lifelong Republican but that doesn’t mean I’m not one of the Closet Democrats who will be choosing to vote against fascism!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

Democralogical

Statements of the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth to the Democrat saying it; the naive fantasy delusions of misunderstood musings by misfits in a political discussion of current reality to the Republican hearing it.

I always listen to the democralogical comments of my friends, but as a Republican, they go directly to the wastebasket in my brain, never to be repeated in polite company.

If my Republican buddy's brain wasn't made up entirely of a wastebasket, he'd understand, accept and follow my democralogical ideas to join the world community in a positive way.

by benighse June 27, 2009