Crypticism

the act of passing judgment as to how cryptic someone is being.

Jack's creativity in chatting often met with crypticism from those who read it.

by surfdturf4u November 15, 2011

crypticery

The unspoken darkside of tomfoolery, communicated verbaly with mal-intent.

Telling someone they should go somewhere or do something and leading them to believe that something other than what transpires will happen.

Sheila just got Sam to totally go do that. That was some serious crypticery.

by MadEtcha November 19, 2011

Cryptic Coke

A sexual position involving a Rubik's cube stuffed in the male urethra while having sex with a prostitute who does cocaine off the floor.

I fucked your mom in the Cryptic Coke last night.

by sweetie bee October 18, 2012

cryptobooking

The act of posting cryptic messages on facebook.

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Wow (x)+(x) is a great cryptobooking post!

by syndicate001 June 27, 2012

crapitous

A word used to describe something bad happening, basically the opposite of fortuitous.

The breaking of the Prussian vase was a crapitous event. crap bad luck shit happens

by Gryphaena June 16, 2015

cripitate

A Mysterious Person.

My friend jon is such cripitate.

by Cripitate August 9, 2016

Crapitational Pull

The feeling one has when he or she feels as if they must use the restroom, and are approaching a known toilet. Most often felt in a car whilst en route to your home.

"Oh no! It's the crapitational pull! Drive faster or I may burst!"

by DethRode June 7, 2016