"today at practice croach was so awesome, she's the best croach i've ever had"
"damn look at that croach over there, lemme holler"
"damn look at that croach over there, lemme holler"
by CROACH April 3, 2009
Get the croach mug.Croatian children of zero9ine often employed for manual labor to manufacture cheap house-hold white goods and sausages.
Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"
Once the sausages are produced they more than likely become the sausages.
Dan: "Where did you get that washing machine.. its making a lot of noise, looks kinda cheap too?"
Jan: "I bought it from K-Mart.. Its made in Croatia, by Croatian children of zero9ine
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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."
Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Croatian children of zero9ine, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"
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Jan: "These sausages taste wierd.."
Dan: "What do you expect, they are made by the Croatian children of zero9ine, and once they've produced the sausages they climb into the machine and get mashed up into the sausages"
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Pros: cheap-ish prices (grocery and stuff), doritos and a variety of tasty ass sodas(mostly in Split and Zagreb), most people are a 6/10 by looks and a 7/10 personality, Croatia is good at Waterpolo, Soccer, and there are many good Basketball players but Croatian basketball teams were shining in the past, especially Cibona! , majority of people are anti lgbt and pro life
Cons: many rural retarded empty villages and ooga booga uncultured conservative people, as good it sounds that majority of people are anti lgbt, there are many antivaxxers and morphed karens, most memepages are terrible and unoriginal, on tv all you got is turkish soaps, they took south park from comedy central, MUSIC SUCKS (Google turbofolk)
Overally i'd give ut a 7/10 and could/would live in Šibenik, Zagreb or Zadar if i had to live in Croatia.
Pros: cheap-ish prices (grocery and stuff), doritos and a variety of tasty ass sodas(mostly in Split and Zagreb), most people are a 6/10 by looks and a 7/10 personality, Croatia is good at Waterpolo, Soccer, and there are many good Basketball players but Croatian basketball teams were shining in the past, especially Cibona! , majority of people are anti lgbt and pro life
Cons: many rural retarded empty villages and ooga booga uncultured conservative people, as good it sounds that majority of people are anti lgbt, there are many antivaxxers and morphed karens, most memepages are terrible and unoriginal, on tv all you got is turkish soaps, they took south park from comedy central, MUSIC SUCKS (Google turbofolk)
Overally i'd give ut a 7/10 and could/would live in Šibenik, Zagreb or Zadar if i had to live in Croatia.
P1: How was it in Croatia?
P2: Not bad, I thought Croatia and Serbia were the same thing though.
P3: Wait it isn't?
P2: No but Sweden and Finland are.
P2: Not bad, I thought Croatia and Serbia were the same thing though.
P3: Wait it isn't?
P2: No but Sweden and Finland are.
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