by boyWunder March 27, 2010
Get the croachmug. 
"today at practice croach was so awesome, she's the best croach i've ever had"
"damn look at that croach over there, lemme holler"
"damn look at that croach over there, lemme holler"
by CROACH April 03, 2009
Get the croachmug. by Donovan619 April 19, 2009
Get the Croachmug. Croach/Croached. When someone approaches another person with sexual intent. Usually an eager individual approaching an unsuspecting target. Usually refers to an older balding male sliding into a younger female's direct messages, often very sexy, otherwise scary.
by fifis December 09, 2018
Get the croachingmug. “You are a Croach. A cricket cause you’re unnecessary and annoying, and a roach cause you nasty”
“Croach ass b*tch”
“Croach ass b*tch”
by SuicidalMemoirs October 23, 2019
Get the Croachmug. Croaching : The act of cramming the anus with Branflakes and allowing crows to feast upon them.
Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".
Origin : bizarre sexual punishment/fetish, probably related to the partakers of the sports known as "rowing" or "rugby".
1. I feel like a croach
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"
2. S/he needs to be croached
3. I've just been given a good croaching
4. "Stop behaving badly, or I'll have you croached"
by ekul May 25, 2004
Get the Croachmug.