the crayon fic

a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.

please don't read, im scarred for life.

"hey, have you read the crayon fic?"
"NEVER SAY THE WORD CRAYON AGAIN YOU BITCH HOE FUCKING FUCKER"

by jessinof July 22, 2017

Yummy crayons

a guy that stream on twich that eats crayons for a liveing

i am so hugry i can eat a hole pack of crayons just like yummy crayons

by tha chicken that croosed road September 13, 2019

wet crayon paper

It's the smell of wet crayons being drawn on paper. Pretty self-explanatory, or it could be the fresh smell of a broken crayon that's really warm or hot.

Man do you smell something?
No, why?
It smells like white crayon paper man, like you know the smell you smell when you smell a crayon?
I get what you're getting at. They do smell good though.
Yeah.. that's what I call the wet crayon paper smell..

by Intermediate Lingo Archiver November 4, 2020

Chocolate Crayon

Placing a burning crayon into somebody’s ass melting the cheeks together

Bro she tried to chocolate crayon me last night

by shrimpdick02 April 1, 2021

Crapola Crayons

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”

Example 1

Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”

Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”

Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”

Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”

Example 2

“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”

by TheUrbanDicOfficial June 22, 2021

chinese crayons

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.

Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.

by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022

Mama Crayon

Mama Crayon is the God of all crayons, it is very powerful. If you anger Mama Crayon, she will find where you live and lick your toes while you are sleeping.

Mama Crayon visited my room last night, All hail MAMA CRAYON

by Vedava July 31, 2022