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Face Confetti

After washing your face in the men's room, you discover there are no towels, requiring you to use toilet paper which leaves bits of tissue behind.
"Can you believe that dork walked into the meeting with face confetti?"
by NCarts July 13, 2018
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Aparicio Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys black clothes and is obsessed with running and climbing.
My friend looks like if you just dumped a bucket of black paint on them, I think he might have the Aparicio Condition.
by WhiteLightning January 25, 2019
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race condition

the behavior of an electronic or software system where the output is dependent on the sequence or timing of other uncontrollable events.
by EngHossam March 15, 2019
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Ghost-confetti

a person that looks pretty but has a crappy personality
Friend:"He looks so good, too bad he's got a bad personality"

Me:"You sure can choose ghost-confetti sometimes"
by Psycocat May 1, 2021
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Irish confetti

Party riot ammo, probably from Irish mob violence in the 19th century when they were considered the lowest rung on the ladder, above slaves.
" Damn near killed by a mob of crackers throwin' Irish confetti." (Judas and the Black Messiah, 2021)
by Pincetti June 8, 2021
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strongly condemn

A figure of speech, commonly used by political figures, to express discontent over an issue. It is often followed by little to no action to address the matter.
Essentially "we are not happy, but are powerless to do anything about it"
Human Rights Organizations: We strongly condemn acts of human rights violation taking place in China's autonomous regions.
China: We strongly condemn your false accusation and intervention on China's own political matters.

"Help! I can't swim!"
"Strongly condemned."
by eatfoodeveryday September 14, 2021
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The condensed milk is real

Condense milk can be used in any sentence, situation, or anything you want to say as long as you what you are saying.
Tom: "My mom just died."
Dick: "The condensed milk is real."(meaning that the loss of a loved one can happen at anytime)
by JJthepuller February 16, 2023
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