NCarts's definitions

Face Confetti

After washing your face in the men's room, you discover there are no towels, requiring you to use toilet paper which leaves bits of tissue behind.

"Can you believe that dork walked into the meeting with face confetti?"

by NCarts July 13, 2018

fascinadisturby

Something that is fascinating, but on further reflection, is also disturbing.

“That first-person essay about American gun culture sure was fascinadisturby!”

by NCarts May 24, 2018

Stitch Nazi

Among hardcore hobbyists like Civil War reenactors, a person who is so obsessed with historical accuracy that they demand ridiculous levels of perfectionism from others

"We were already in the field when that Stitch Nazi told us the thread count of our uniforms would never pass muster."

by NCarts July 14, 2018