joe cocker

This dude who danced very strange, as though he was retarded, and have a gravely dry voice. He sang at woodstock '69 and became famous for his strange movements. Also perfected a beatles song. His last name turns me on

Joe Cocker: AHH WITH A LITTLE OF MY FRIENDS!!! <dances and around dies>

by GANJAMAN November 16, 2004

cocker bloquer

verb or noun. pronounced cockay blockay, this is "French" for cock block.
Usually used when someone near by is cock blocking or being a cock block. Due to the fact that a loud uttering of the word cock usually attracts attention, this "French" word is more discrete, and is less likely to offend the person being a cock block.
Can be used in other situations.
Sounds ridiculously stupid to people who don't take French. And to people who do.

I would've come over to talk to you, but i didn't want to cocker bloquer.

by vivelerockk07 April 6, 2008

Conkering

"To play conkers with your testicles"

The aim of the game is to remove your opponents Testicle from his Epididymis rendering him the loser and impatent.

"Dave?! Fancy conkering"
"Go on then I'm bursting your nut"

by RarePoodle June 12, 2015

false concern

When you say that you care about something, but actually do not care. Unlike sarcasm, then intention is for others to think that you really do care.

example on social media:

DON'T SCROLL PAST THIS WITHOUT TYPING LOVE

( image of dying/limbless child here )

user1: LOVE
user2: LOVE
user3: Is no one actually inspired to to learn robotics/engineering to help kids like this? To donate? To fly over there and help?
user4: LOVE
user2: @user3, idc. i just wanna play games and masturbate, but typing "love" makes me feel like i'm helping
user3: @user2, at least you're honest
user5: @user2, that's false concern

by sekkate May 6, 2016

Simple Plan Concert

noun; slang
Emo (semi-homo) slang for killing yourself. A ticket to a Simple Plan Concert is a razorblade, shiv, exact-o-knife or any poor ass cutting device.

"I hate my life, I'm thinking about going to the Simple Plan Concert."
"Jesus Christ, don't do it!"

by Colin Basnett November 8, 2005

Concerting

To be on Concerta.

Ben has been working on his lab top all day concerting for his online classes.

by dffdsaklf;jdsal;k October 13, 2013

A.W.A.C. ( all white and concerned )

A.W.A.C. ( all white and concerned )
That fake, heightened sense of concern that white people show when ,in reality, they just dont care.

Well yeah she had to be "A.W.A.C. ( all white and concerned )" at the meeting, it was an NAACP meeting for christs sake!

by Eddie to the O July 22, 2011