School Computer

Either school issued laptops or the computers found in the library and computer labs.

Characteristics of a school computer:

-Trash hardware

-SHIT processor and graphics card, inability to run any games. Even something as simple as Minecraft or Roblox wouldn't start, forget about running anything decent.

-Inability to run even anything, even opening up Microsoft Word might crash the computer.

-Grainy 480p monitor from the 70's

-Extremely strict and unnecessary parental controls. Nearly every site will be blocked even the ones such as YouTube and Agar.io. The parental controls are the only thing on the computer that even works

-A pain in the ass and a bad time. You're better off buying a $500 computer yourself

Person 1: This school computer is trash, It can't even open Minecraft
Person 2: Yeah, let's just save for a real computer.

by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018

Computer

The machine that allows you to create anything you want... But virtually... (That means you'll never have it)

Look at this gorgeous womanon the screen ... How "flat" is she !!!

by LodLuT November 5, 2003

computer

A machine which calculates data and performs commands given to it by a person who uses it.

Computers are now a part of human society.

by AYB March 10, 2003

computar

A word used by ralph on the Simpsons

"the computar taste like chicken"

by anon July 24, 2003

Computarted

Knowing, but not exactly knowing what the hell a computer does.
Believing you do, but no, you really just don't.
Or, just not knowing what the hell a computer does, how it works.

Synonyms: Poser.

You're so computarted. No, toast doesn't come from a PCI slot. And no, there aren't any fatherboards.

by MADCOW #Unseen-Visionz December 14, 2003

computer engineering

A profession that is hard to learn, hard to practise.

Computer engineering students usually wear plaid shirts and rimless eyeglasses.

by gcx February 22, 2011

computer witness

A particular subgenre of computer geek. Someone who is obsessed with computers for the sake of computers and not for what they can do. Will often spend hours running performance tests and having "races" between different chips with various programs without ever getting any actual work done on said equipment.

Gene longs for the good old days of the Macs-vs-PCs war...those were some good times, up late with a flat of Mountain Dew and all his buddies racing their computers. Gene is a computer witness.

by DJ HORSERACING ACCIDENTS September 1, 2004